How true it is...

Wednesday, November 30, 2005  > Trackback URL
This one hit my inbox yesterday and I just had to post it here on MMP. How very true it is. I've got the photoshop template to this file since I designed the Assumption website during my junior year, so we can really have some fun with this.

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The holiday season is here...

Tuesday, November 29, 2005  > Trackback URL
The holiday season is here, and on Surry Street everyone's stockings are hung high... Except for Bob's. Because you see, he's a jew. So he gets the terd stained k-mart tightie whities.

See, that's what happens when your ancestors kill Christ.

Check out the full story over at our sister blog, 8winnroad.com.


Jen and John get married a dog.

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Ok, these two are getting married soon.
Jen Parent and John Herberger now have a dog together, and as we all know the natural order of bondage is sort of like a twelve step program. So, here's Jen and John's twelve steps to marriage.
  1. Begin relationship with girl.
  2. Get drunk with girl.
  3. Fool around wtih girl.
  4. Have fight with girl.
  5. Break up with girl.
  6. Go back out with girl.
  7. Get a goldfish with girl.
  8. Goldfish dies.
  9. Get puppy with girl.
  10. Get engaged.
  11. Get married.
  12. Have kids.
So, as you can see, Jen and John are currently at step nine out of twelve. It isn't long until we have little Herberger monster child running around.

Don't get me wrong... The dog is adorable. Any yellow lab puppy is going to be cute, there isn't such thing as an ugly puppy. Here Kramer is, in NYC on Sunday getting toted around by John since he is too young to touch the ground since he hasn't had all of his shots. Please note that Jen has the dog in a blue sweater with red doggie paw collar and wrapped in a blanket.


Anonymous Anonymous : nice dog sweater there mommy jen.    

Lack of posts.

Monday, November 28, 2005  > Trackback URL
Haven't been posting. Been on vacation and running around too much to post.
This place is free, remember! So go to hell. I'm working on a whole bunch of new web content for ya.

Flat / Down rail, you bet.

Monday, November 21, 2005  > Trackback URL
I know what you're all thining... The answer is yes, I can rock the flat / down rail with gorilla steez. It was around 45 degrees at the mountain today and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. If you didn't know it was mid November you would have sworn it was late April or early May. Nothing like soft snow to work on your bag of tricks in the park.

I'm in Maine for the better half of this week. It is the "better half" because the other half of the week I have to deal with family.

You'd better get used to MMP being all about skiing. The season is here. Deal with it.


Anonymous Anonymous : Dude you look like your about to take a crap in that picture, try and straighten your body out when yourgrinding the rail make it look easy    

Anonymous Anonymous : get a job fool    

Blogger Traci : I say boo to your skiing. Boo indeed.    

Hitting the terrain park.

Sunday, November 20, 2005  > Trackback URL
Skiing is back, finally.
I spent most of the day working on rails and boxes in the terrain park. Not too shabby for the first day of the season, got the boot-grab down on the rails and boxes. Tomrrow I will focus on hitting up the rainbow rail.

Expect more updates once the cable modem is installed at the Maine house this Tuesday.


Anonymous Anonymous : doooooooooope digi

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Damn, there better be some sucky sucky with that.

Thursday, November 17, 2005  > Trackback URL
Ok, so here is what it costs per gallon to return my rental car without a full tank. $6.57 per gallon. Ok, I wouldn't have a hard time with this if the following people were filling the tank in a bikini...
  • Anjolina Jolie
  • Paris Hilton
  • Ellen Pompeo
  • Sara Blanchard


Your preview of the new ozskier.com.

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Hey everyone...
I hope you've been enjoing the Chuck Norris & Vin Diesel facts. They certainly are hilarious. Sorry I haven't had time to give you any proper updates in the past 36 hours, I've been deep in the final stages of development on the all new ozskier.com. So, just to show you that I'm not bullshittin, here's a screenshot of the new site. I'm trying to have it up and running for the weekend so I can start slamming it with content from opening day at Sunday River.

So, here she is. Coded in XHTML, CSS and PHP. Uber geeks will appreciate the attention to standards based coding.

Once again, sorry for the lack of updates. As you can see, I've been very busy.

What do you guys think based upon the screenshot?


30 Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005  > Trackback URL
I couldn't resist this one. C'mon guys, Walker Texas Ranger... Quite possibly the best show ever. He lives in Texas, is a cop, drives a insanely large truck, rocks cowboy boots and whips ass. If that doesn't make you want to stand up and solute ol' glory than you're a terrorist bastard.

So, here are 30 things you didn't know about Chuck Norris.
  1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  2. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
  3. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
  4. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
  5. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  6. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
  7. Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
  8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
  9. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
  10. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
  11. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
  12. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
  13. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
  14. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  15. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
  16. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
  17. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
  18. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
  19. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
  20. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
  21. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
  22. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
  23. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  24. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
  25. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
  26. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  27. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
  28. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."
  29. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
  30. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.


Anonymous Anonymous : Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is
injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This
is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to
lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to
put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Number 13 was hilarious. There's just something divinely funny about using woodchuck to tick off Chuck Norris.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris once went to a frat party && proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor .. just because he's Chuck Norris *    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

If you can see CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRRIS can see you. If you can't see him, you may be seconds away from death    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris once took 30 sleeping pills, all that made him do was blink.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris once took 30 sleeping pills, all that made him do was blink.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Who is this Mr Norris?    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris does not bleed red, red is the color of comunism.    

Anonymous Anonymous : I met the man once. There was a large group of peaple around him, and after a few minutes I was able to get close enough to touch him.
I tapped chuck on the back of the shoulder, and the next thing I remember was waking up in a hospital. The doctor told me that I had been in a coma for three weeks. Apparently after I tapped him on the shoulder, chuck wiped around and delivered a round house kick to my face, but unfortunatly the 5 peaple that chuck's foot made contact with before it got to me where not so lucky, but there deaths are probably the only thing that saved my life...still...I blame myself.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

There is no theory of evolution, just the animals Chuck lets live.

The universe IS expanding. Everyone is running away from Chuck Norris.

huck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.



Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.



On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

There is no theory of evolution, just the animals Chuck lets live.

The universe IS expanding. Everyone is running away from Chuck Norris.

huck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.



Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.



On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris does not go hunting, hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

TJ    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris and Wolverine once got into a fight. During the fight, Wolverine cut of Chuck Norris' left testicle. You may know it by it's scientific name....Jupiter.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, as "hunting" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar which subsequently exploded. Apparently no single building can contain that much AWESOME    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. He almost blinked.    

Anonymous Anonymous : When the Hulk gets mad, he becomes Chuck Norris.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris does not go hunting, for hunting infers the probability of failure, he goes killing.    

Blogger Jeff Lindstrom : did you hear they recently cancelled 24? chuck norris had already solved the cases.

the world cup is ending early this year since chuck norris already won.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris DOES NOT change lightbulbs, he just scares the dark away.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris can make a woman climax simply pointing at her and saying, "Booyah."    

Anonymous Anonymous : An old Chuck Norris doesn't die. Everyone around him does.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Read up on that 24 guy.. Jack Bauer. He is pretty sick too. actually who wins... Jack Vs. Chuck    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris does not go "hunting", since that word implies a possibility of failure. Instead, Chuck Norris goes "killing".    

Anonymous Anonymous : When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris actually died in 1994 but nobody has had the balls to tell him.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris went to a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac and got it.    

Anonymous Anonymous : When Chuck Norris does sleep, it's with a nightlight. Because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Did you know Chuck Norris can kill you in one second....47 times.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Jesus may be able to walk on water... but Chuck Norris can swim through land.    

Anonymous Anonymous : if true, incredible to believe chuck norris is sixty years old!    

Anonymous Anonymous : MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!!!~ NORRIS IS SIXTY-SIX YEARS OLD....! ! ! ! REALLY? ? ? ?    

Anonymous Anonymous : Best blog post ever.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Glenn Danzig can kick Chuck's butt...butt really a fire starter could do it best.222    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris can divide by zero.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris does not shave. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.    

Anonymous Anonymous : hey, whoever you are....spend some time watching the movies: "carwash" and "to live and die in LA". Furthur your education.
Chuck Norris has had a pretty rough life...ya know sexing skulls and everthing. How would you like to be him?
Mr. Big    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris CAN tell your achy breaky heart.

Chuck Norris defied Simple Minds and forgot about them.

Chuck Norris DOES dream it's over.

Chuck Norris looked back in anger.

Chuck Norris gives THEM Cat Scratch Fever.

Chuck Norris does not think it's a nice time for a white wedding.

Chuck Norris symbolizes the quantum theory of superposition, which says an object can be in two places or more at once. He can be in your sister and girlfriend at the same time.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity. Instead, he sought it out and destroyed it with Extreme Prejudice.    

Anonymous Anonymous : how much wood could chuck norris chuck if chuck norris could chuck wood?

chuck norris woold chuck as much wood as he could chuck until chuck norris run until chuck barkley. He will then sit his butt down. any man who can man handle SHAQ is not afraid of a chuck norris kick    

Blogger John : ROTFLMAO!!! Excellent!    

Anonymous Anonymous : An ounce of Chuck Norris' dandruff has a street value equivalent to ten kilos off pure uncut Columbine cocaine.

Chuck Norris' bowel movements are collected and used as fuel in nuclear reactors.

Although Chuck Norris was born without a sense of fear, much like dogs and bees, he has the ability to smell it in othrers and it makes him arroused.

Though God made the world in seven days, Chuck Norris could have done it in four. With just one roundhouse kick.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris can kill you with every object in your room... including the room itself.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, for with hunting there is the chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.    

Anonymous Anonymous : How did this make fark.com? It's been around for at least 6 months.    

Anonymous Anonymous : In the back of the guinus book of world record it states Chuck Norris holds all records these are simply the people who got the closest.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...they are now called the Islands.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck Norris doesn't go looking for orgys, Orgys go looking for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he's not pushing himself up, he's really pushing the earth down.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Chuck norris was once walking down a main city street, when he got an erection. There were no survivors.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.....    

Anonymous Anonymous : Who the hell is chuck norris?    

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Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no handlebars, wheels, and pedals and still outrace the fastest vehicle in the world

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Ok, so today Smitty sends me this e-mail with a link in it and all the e-mail says is "try not to piss yourself". Naturally, I click the e-mail expecting some outstanding form of entertainment and all it has is a page with 24 things you didn't know about Vin Diesel. While I personally want to see Vin Diesel and his movies be banished from the planet Earth, I did find this link particularly entertaining.

So, without further adeu, here are 24 things you didn't know about Vin Diesel.
  1. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  2. Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
  3. Even Vin Diesel doesn't know why no fact has a rating of 9 or above.
  4. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  5. Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
  6. Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
  7. Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
  8. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
  9. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
  10. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
  11. Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
  12. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
  13. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  14. Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.
  15. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.
  16. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
  17. It takes Vin Diesel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  18. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
  19. Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
  20. When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
  21. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
  22. Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.
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Anonymous Anonymous : SORRY BUT I THINK MADONNA IS A TOTAL LEGEND!!! GO MADONNA!!    

Madonna's Camel Toe

Friday, November 11, 2005  > Trackback URL
Note to Madonna, you may want to ditch wearing the purple leotard whatever the hell it is you're rocking because we can all totally see your camel toe.

Sorry to be so lewd, I just can't stand this bitch. I don't get it, are you a whore, saint, religious freak, mother, performer, dance skank? I just don't get it.


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Anonymous Anonymous : ewww thats totally discusting i mean you guys r with her for having camel toe, im just happy she is a human and got a gina because she looks great for age!    

Anonymous Anonymous : maddona aint great but you shouldnt dis her for having a camel toe at the end of the day we all have bad days!!! would you like it if someone done it to you ?    

Anonymous Anonymous : mmmmm que buena conchita la de Madonna, con ese nuevo look le doy toda la noche!!! jajja    

Anonymous Anonymous : Madona is old and past it. She is well past her sell by date. She has arms like a man and always used controversy to promote herself. Just because she has millions that makes her a good person? I doubt it. She used to be nice in '85, but that was 25 years ago. She puts herself up there as mutton dressed up as lamb then she deserves everything she gets.    

Anonymous Anonymous : dude, i totally agrre with you, i don't hate her as a person, but i do hate her act, no one in their 50's should be allowed to wear that kind of clothes in public, sure she was hot in her day, but that was quite a bit ago, if she wants to go on making music, fine, do it, but she might want to accept the fact that she's not 20 anymore.    

Anonymous Anonymous : oohh come on man, what the fuck does age have to do with it. I'm telling you have you seen the outfits 50 year olds are supposed to wear!!! Disgusting..I'm so not wearing that shit even when I'm fifty..no way, and if I was dancing around a stag in front of millions, I would deffinetly not!!!    

Anonymous Anonymous : these days madonna is just annoying! she was alright back in the 80s but now WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU. SO JUST FUCKING GO AWAY
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Anonymous Anonymous : OH well dont get mad at eachother because shes got a grose camel toe! and it is very sick. i agree with one of you guys "she was alright back in the 80s but now WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU. SO JUST FUCKING GO AWAY" is toatly the right thing to say!    

Anonymous Anonymous : OH well dont get mad at eachother because shes got a grose camel toe! and it is very sick. i agree with one of you guys "she was alright back in the 80s but now WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU. SO JUST FUCKING GO AWAY" is toatly the right thing to say!    

Anonymous Anonymous : just because she is a cleb doesn't mean we should judge her.
so what that she got a camel toe.
no one cares, we really dont want to know about stuff like that.

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Anonymous Anonymous : lolz ahhh all u guys judging who eva put the pic on, but y? u's must have been lookin 4 sumthin that ya shouldnt have 2 end up here    

Anonymous Anonymous : "how many millions of dollars do u have again...?" Yes thats right, she is worth a lot of money, she is rich, fithy rich, that makes her a good person, the richer you are the better you are, that just makes sense. (You dont get that rich by being a saint)    

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Blogger love : shes 48 years old, if you look good then its fine to wear that, she doesnt wear her stage clothes on the streets. shes a fab Entertainer, life doesnt stop when your 30 and she is proving that. people just cant stand her as you havent got the energy and the confidance to do whats shes doing.

everyone just gets worried on what would people say if they dressed or what they look like, which is sad

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Anonymous Anonymous : she will be 50 in 2008! does she have to sing and perform...hell no, but she does it cuz she loves it and it's what she does best and if you don't like it, then don't go to her shows or buy her music. i don't get why all these celebs are trying to adopt foreign kids these days now though. then they'll have nannys, daycare workers, maids, and assistants looking after 'em anyways?!    

Anonymous Anonymous : alri shes 50 i get it but her music is classic and always will be    

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Anonymous Anonymous : People can do or wear what ever the fuck they want at what ever age they want its as simple as that if you dont like someone Dont watch them!.. i myself think her music is shit but that dosent mean i have to abuse the fuck out of her theres to clebs for that.. i would end up wasting half my life :D    

Anonymous Anonymous : "lolz ahhh all u guys judging who eva put the pic on, but y? u's must have been lookin 4 sumthin that ya shouldnt have 2 end up here "

can anyone understand this? stay in school kids!    

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Anonymous Anonymous : Mmm que les pasa a todos ustedes?? por lo visto su cultura musical deja mucho de que hablar,.. Madonna por el solo hecho de ser quien es deberia de tener su respeto, y si van a hablar de ella, reconozcan su trabajo como un artista que constantemente esta mejorando, superandose y trabajando por lo que quiere. Ustedes deberían aprender algo bueno de ella. What is wrong with you!! I can see that your musical culture is poor, Madonna,.. just for who she is, should have your respect, and if you are gonna talk about her, recognize her work as an artist who is always improving and working for what she wants. U should learn something from her.    

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Anonymous Anonymous : Actually, it's in poor taste because you shouldn't show the outline of your vagina in your costume. Some things are meant to be private.

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Anonymous Anonymous : hahaha thats funny!!! Madonna like all weird now!! i love her songs from the 80s/90s    

Anonymous Anonymous : DUH!! Don't you think she knows it shows????    

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Anonymous Anonymous : Sure she's got a camel toe, and yeah, it's a little sick. But.. I have seen worse. Yes she was pretty hott and steller back in the 80's (which was before I was born heh) and I agree most of her music now kinda sucks, save for a few. But you do have to admit she does look pretty good for her age. Maybe she just needs to tone it down a little. She doesn't need to go frumpy and all that jaz, but put on a nice pair of sexy pants instead of a leatard? ........... As for you guys who are dissing the hell out of her... you always so negative? Chillax, don't get so offended or serious over a pic and comments like this. You'll die quicker. lol. Enjoy, thanks for reading, have fun.

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Anonymous Anonymous : Why can't anybody spell on any of these comments? Is everybody Drunk? Forget the camel toe lets work on spelling.... shall we.    

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Just remember that she's a musician and no matter how many of you who decide to hate her, she still get's popular because that's her lot in life...

I must admit that I kind of give some of you guys right, the one's finding this fifty old woman atractive should really go out and get laid, really. If I had a boyfriend who was "Jerking it off" to Madonna, I would find it strange and actually, it would probably make me feel a bit thrown away, I mean, if you can find a Fifty year old more atractive than a Twenty year old...

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Ok kids, this weekend officially begins the Dave Amirault 2005-2006 ski season farewell tour. Join me this for my final weekend of being around because next weekend, the ski season is here and I will be at my house in Maine every weekend until May 1st. Sure, you guys are more than welcome to come up to Maine, but the majority of my friends are lazy sacks of shit that wouldn't drive 3 measley hours to ski for free.

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Blogger Ryan Amirault : So Will there be a farewell tour part 2 if you move out to Boulder?    

Blogger Dave Amirault : Yes, there will be a Farewell Part Deux tour if I get good news from Freeskier and end up moving to Boulder.    

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This guy wasn't messin around. He meant business. Any time you chase people around with machetes and try to light them on fire, you automatically mean business. C'mon, you can't just start chase someone around wielding impliments of devastation and then all of a sudden stop and say "just kidding".

Also, how the fuck do you sleep with people trying to kill eachother one floor below you. I would imagine the people being chased and almost lit on fire would be screaming or making some noise. Unless they are mutes, in which case you wouldn't hear anything but them running around and if they were in sneakers it would be one silent slaughter.

We all know he did it. Look at this picture I found of him while playing for the Marlins. The signs were there people, the man loved machetes! Ohh yeah, I would imagine that Venezuelan jail is probably the last place anyone on this planet would want to end up.
CARACAS, Venezuela Nov 8, 2005 — Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Ugueth Urbina was arrested on a charge of attempted murder after he and a group of men allegedly attacked several employees at his family home using machetes and trying to set them on fire, police said Tuesday.

Urbina, who was detained late Monday, has insisted he had nothing to do with the violence that broke out at his home last month. Five workers were injured in the incident, and one of them suffered burns on the back and right arm, police said.

One of the five, Argenis Farias, has accused Urbina of being among several men who threatened the workers with machetes and poured gasoline on them in an attempt to set them afire.

Urbina's lawyer has said the pitcher was sleeping at the time and was not involved. The authorities said Urbina would be formally charged soon once he appears before a judge.

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Ok, folks. Here comes a flurry of MMP updates with the likes of which you have never seen.

This gem of a post comes straight from the likes of a Hertz rental car location here in the wack. This fine location likes to provide their guests with the most cab-like bathroom experience on the planet. They make this happen by hanging 1,542 berry scented automobile air freshener trees on their paper towel rack. Upon entry to their shitter you are violently assaulted with an olfactory overload of berryness emanating from their half used up roll of Bounty.

Hey Hertz, way to attack the bathroom experience. Due to the raping my nostrils were getting I barely noticed that the toilet only half flushed and that it looks like someone hasn't emptied the trash in 6-8 weeks.


The new ride... For now.

Sunday, November 06, 2005  > Trackback URL
Ok, as many of you mmp maniacs know... My ride is all sorts of busted up and will be in the shop for quite some time. Thanks to the fools at Hertz rental car and Amica mutual insurance company I am now driving one of my favorite winter cars... A brand new, 2006 Subaru Outback wagon.

Some of you may be asking yourself why I would like such a lame ass soccer-mom like mode of transportation. Well, you can all go to hell. This thing can go through anything. I actually think it drives better in snow than it does on pavement. And for someone like me who lives out of their car, and skis 3 days a week this thing is outstanding.

So I'll be commanding the helm of this wonderful automobile for the next 2-3 weeks while my car is slowly being repaired. I want them to take their sweet ass time because I'm not paying squat to drive this thing.


Anonymous Anonymous : when you have to give that back and start driving the focus again you're going to cry like a 3 year old that just dropped his ice cream cone on a hot summer day    

Blogger Ryan Amirault : Maybe I'll let you drive my Impreza when you come out there in January....    

Blogger Chris : Why don't you just move to Vermont and eat granola while you're at it, you damn hippie.

Kidding. I would say half the cars in my company's parking lot right now are Subarus. It's the "unofficial state car of Vermont."    

Anonymous Anonymous : Actually way cooler than that gay ass Focus you have been driving. Outbacks are dope, Focus' are for losers.

My X5 could beat either one anyday, so it doesn't really matter what you drive. I will still smoke you.    

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New marketing idea.

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Since I'm doing some work for Sunday River marketing I figured I would dream up some new marketing concepts. Here is one of my brilliant ideas... Double diamond ass.


My ass got glued to a toilet seat, I'll sue Home Depot!

Thursday, November 03, 2005  > Trackback URL
Oh jesus, this one just makes me shit my pants in laughter. This wack-job got his ass superglued to the royal throne as a prank and is now taking Home Depot to court. That's fantastic. Ya know what, next time someone puts glad wrap over my toilet and I end up peeing on it I am taking the Glad corporation to court for $1,000,000.

And ohh yeah one more thing Bob Dougherty, fifteen minutes of you sitting on your ass crying like a little bitch isn't leaving you to "rot". If you sat there overnight that may be considered ditching your glued up ass, but 15 minutes is a short wait. Deal with it, bitch.

BOULDER, Colo. - Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.

Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.

“They left me there, going through all that stress,” Dougherty told The (Boulder) Daily Camera. “They just let me rot.”

The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the Louisville store on the day before Halloween 2003. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk “believed it to be a hoax,” the lawsuit said.

Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.

The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and as they wheeled the “frightened and humiliated” Dougherty out of the store, he passed out.

The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.

“This is not Home Depot’s fault,” he said. “But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me.”

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2Fast2Digital gets T-Boned.

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So, driving to work today some asshat decides to pull an illegal lane change and smash right into my car. Nice work, shithead. He did some van-damage to the bumper, headlight, hood, fender, door and knocked my mirror for a loop. I guess he wanted to go right for the juggular because he decided to make the point of impact right on my rim, that way he could do the most damage to my suspension and drivetrain... Nice work buddy.

Thankfully, he hit me right outside a Dunkin Donuts and two of Warwick's finest actually saw the scene take place. Yeah, I know... How ironic. A cop at a Dunkin Donuts. So the dude got a citation and all sorts of fines for driving like an asshat in his brand new Acura TL.

Needless to say, my day has completely sucked ass. Now I have to probably drive around in some fucking insurance rental car that smells like dead hookers. Lame.

Sure, the car looks good from this angle. Wait til you see the other side...


No more Sub Club at Subway.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005  > Trackback URL
Ok, this pisses me off.
Subway has finally decided to take the Sub Club out back and shoot it in the head. I had a feeling this was happening since you can now buy the stamps on EBAY! No longer will I be able to get a free sub every week due to my obsessive stamp collecting. What is Subway going to do in the Sub Club's absence? A new similar frequent sandwich eating club? Some sort of item dangling from your keys that identifies you as a valued Subway patron? I just don't know. But what I do know is that in the meantime I have formulated a way to get back at them.
  • Drive around with a Subway cup in my car, that way when I pass a Subway I can pop in for a free beverage of my choice.
  • Ask them to add a rediculous amount of toppings to my sandwich, that way when I sit down I can empty the extra toppings into a bowl and ask them for some salad dressing.
  • Steal. Sure it isn't very inventive, but it gets the job done... Right?


Anonymous Anonymous : oh god! no!!!!!!!!    

Andrew is now on Facebook.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005  > Trackback URL
Mildly retarded, yes. On facebook, yes.
Check out Andrew's facebook profile. He put some real interesting stuff under his interests section. I didn't know that he was involved in competitive "Extreme Ironing" or has had a long standing career as a "professional cheese roller".

Selling rocks to the local kids, we've known about that for years.


Anonymous Anonymous : you'll note that i bullied andrew into changing his interest section.    

Anonymous Anonymous : i think that is actually more gay then a blog...yet i check the blog daily...where did i go wrong?