So, driving to work today some asshat decides to pull an illegal lane change and smash right into my car. Nice work, shithead. He did some van-damage to the bumper, headlight, hood, fender, door and knocked my mirror for a loop. I guess he wanted to go right for the juggular because he decided to make the point of impact right on my rim, that way he could do the most damage to my suspension and drivetrain... Nice work buddy.

Thankfully, he hit me right outside a Dunkin Donuts and two of Warwick's finest actually saw the scene take place. Yeah, I know... How ironic. A cop at a Dunkin Donuts. So the dude got a citation and all sorts of fines for driving like an asshat in his brand new Acura TL.

Needless to say, my day has completely sucked ass. Now I have to probably drive around in some fucking insurance rental car that smells like dead hookers. Lame.

Sure, the car looks good from this angle. Wait til you see the other side...

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