My phone was stolen...
Some fuck stole my phone...
That means I don't have a phone. If you call me, I can't answer. The phone has beeen declared stolen. If you're the asshole that has stolen my cell piece, I hope you burn in hell.
And just to make sure I douche the person over, I had the phone's ESN added to the stolen phone list. If someone tries to activate the handset they will be met by a friendly representative of the law enforcement community. Enjoy.
That means I don't have a phone. If you call me, I can't answer. The phone has beeen declared stolen. If you're the asshole that has stolen my cell piece, I hope you burn in hell.
And just to make sure I douche the person over, I had the phone's ESN added to the stolen phone list. If someone tries to activate the handset they will be met by a friendly representative of the law enforcement community. Enjoy.
where was it stolen from?
that blows!
7:33 PM
dude this was fricking hilarious... nice
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