Ok, this pisses me off.
Subway has finally decided to take the Sub Club out back and shoot it in the head. I had a feeling this was happening since you can now buy the stamps on EBAY! No longer will I be able to get a free sub every week due to my obsessive stamp collecting. What is Subway going to do in the Sub Club's absence? A new similar frequent sandwich eating club? Some sort of item dangling from your keys that identifies you as a valued Subway patron? I just don't know. But what I do know is that in the meantime I have formulated a way to get back at them.

• Drive around with a Subway cup in my car, that way when I pass a Subway I can pop in for a free beverage of my choice.
• Ask them to add a rediculous amount of toppings to my sandwich, that way when I sit down I can empty the extra toppings into a bowl and ask them for some salad dressing.
• Steal. Sure it isn't very inventive, but it gets the job done... Right?
  

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