Ok, these two are getting married soon.
Jen Parent and John Herberger now have a dog together, and as we all know the natural order of bondage is sort of like a twelve step program. So, here's Jen and John's twelve steps to marriage.

1. Begin relationship with girl.
2. Get drunk with girl.
3. Fool around wtih girl.
4. Have fight with girl.
5. Break up with girl.
6. Go back out with girl.
7. Get a goldfish with girl.
8. Goldfish dies.
9. Get puppy with girl.
10. Get engaged.
11. Get married.
12. Have kids.
    

So, as you can see, Jen and John are currently at step nine out of twelve. It isn't long until we have little Herberger monster child running around.

Don't get me wrong... The dog is adorable. Any yellow lab puppy is going to be cute, there isn't such thing as an ugly puppy. Here Kramer is, in NYC on Sunday getting toted around by John since he is too young to touch the ground since he hasn't had all of his shots. Please note that Jen has the dog in a blue sweater with red doggie paw collar and wrapped in a blanket.

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