Charlie

Wednesday, August 31, 2005  > Trackback URL

Charlie, he always ruins the picture.


ozskier.com, shaping up.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005  > Trackback URL
Work continues on bringing you the best weekly ski photography in the East.


Test drive a new Mac Mini!

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Those of you that think Mac's suck need to realize that Windows sucks. Tired of fighting spyware, viruses, a never ending barrage of spam, daily windows updates and the other associated bullshit that comes with running a Windows box? GET A FREAKIN MAC! I've got one, it always runs, it doesn't give me any trouble and it does everything a windows box does and more.

Now, the apple store is offering a 30 day money back test drive of the all new Mac Mini. You have no excuse. Get a mac.

Head over to the apple store! Get yours now!


Anonymous Anonymous : The only reason there's no spyware on a Mac is because there's not enough people with them to warrant such internet hackery. Macs blow. Ipods rule.    

Anonymous Anonymous : so mac's suck so much that apple is willing to let people "borrow" them for a month until they can afford a computer that has 2 mouse buttons?    

Smitty, wait til she's in the water.

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Smitty, we all know you can't wait to ride the jet ski. But c'mon man, at least wait until she's off the trailer and in the water. And by the way, nice work adding in the "vrooooooom" sound effects and riding with one hand on the handlebar.


Anonymous Anonymous : that seadoo's bigger than the Focus!    

Anonymous Anonymous : ^hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha burn!!!!    

Superb boat name.

Sunday, August 28, 2005  > Trackback URL

Great boat name.


Wrong train, fool.

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Never listen to Pfif when he's been drinking. Especially when it comes to directions. We were at the game this Saturday, watching the Sox blow a 6 run lead so we were drinking heavily. After the game, we went to Cask And Flagon for even more booz. Well, last call came around and everyone started to leave the bar, so we went down to Kenmore and hopped onto the train. We were all following Pfif and we ended up on the wrong greenline train out of Kenmore. Great, where the hell were we going? Actually, it was kind of like the blind leading the blind. We were all so smashed due to numerous rounds of beers and some complimentary jack and cokes, which were pretty much just jack.

So we get off the train, b-line to the next train in the opposite direction, head back to kenmore and get on the right train.

[Great, now Smitty's confused.]


[Dave, we're on the right train this time... Right?]


We're here to watch the game, not drink!

Saturday, August 27, 2005  > Trackback URL
Walsh Vs. Beer.
At the end of round 13, the score is Beer 13, Walsh 0.








Too much Discovery Channel.

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Wow, the vendors at Fenway are getting quite outrageous. Look at this crazy bitch selling cotton candy. I think she's been watching a little bit too much of the discovery channel because she's starting to balance the thing on her head like those chicks in Africa.


Before the game.

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Went to The Avenue for 25c wings and dollar drafts before the game. Smitty actually laughed when the bill hit the table because it was only for $19 dollars. I wish we had a bar like this where I live.

Actually, it is probably better off that we don't have a place like this. I'd be fat, broke and probably out of a job.


Ski season, coming soon.

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Ski season, coming soon. OZSkier.com, coming sooner.


Dave

Happy birthday tracy.

Thursday, August 25, 2005  > Trackback URL
So, tonight I was sitting around after doing my nightly run and I get an IM from Tracy, thanking me for the birthday wishes. Then she invites me over to Dave's Bar and Grille for some drinks. I figure, what the hell... The Duke was going to bed early for some work related bullshit and I really didn't have anything to do so why the hell not. SO I drove down to Dave's ahead of schedule, spent some quality time with Andrew, had a couple beers and then Traci and Marissa showed up.

Several beers and a jeager-bomb later we're all half tipsy talking about Family Guy and Dane Cook. Quality night. So, happy 24th birthday Tracy Walsh. Live it up, because in one year you're a quarter c-note old.

On a side note, the night would have kept rocking on til the wee hours of the AM, however we now have jobs and responsibility so we stopped drinking promptly at 12:15. We're losers.

I'll be sure to post the more colorful pieces of the conversation at some point tomorrow when I become more motivated to publish something to MMP.

Tracy likes balls. Marissa is not a vaginatarium.


Anonymous Anonymous : speak for yourself. I am not a loser.

I prefer "responsible alcoholic who can't stay out late"    

Anonymous Anonymous : speak for yourself. I am not a loser.

I prefer "responsible alcoholic who can't stay out late"    

Anonymous Anonymous : okay. i'm drunk and can't figure out how to delete one of my comments.    

Anonymous Anonymous : and on a side note:

VAGINATARIAN! I am not a vaginatarian!

Vaginatarium...that sounds like a place where you go to pick out vaginas. I'm not sure that would be my top pick of where to take Tracy for her birthday, although if she's into that, I will support her 100%. But yeah, maybe next year I'll take her to the penistarium instead.    

Anonymous Anonymous : vaginatarium....ive been there, its like willie wonkas choclate factory...insted of umpa lumpas running all over they got crabs and lobsters all over the joint...i swear i never been there i just heard about it...LOSERS    

Stick it to the Saudi's.

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The Saudis are boycotting American goods. We should return the favor.
An interesting thought might be to boycott their GAS.

Every time you fill up the car, you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia Just buy from gas companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis.

Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that every time I fill-up the tank, I am sending my money to people who are trying to kill me, my family, and my friends.

I thought it might be interesting for you to know which oil companies are the best to buy gas from and which major companies import Middle Eastern oil.

Importers:
  • Shell : 205,742,000 barrels
  • Chevron/Texaco : 144,332,000 barrels
  • Exxon /Mobi : 130,082,000 barrels
  • Marathon/Speedway : 117,740,000 barrels
  • Amoco : 62,231,000 barrels
If you do the math at $30/barrel, these imports amount to over $18 BILLION! Note: The price of oil is now over $50/barrel- - -increasing the take to about $30 Billion!!!!!

Here are some large companies that Do Not import Middle Eastern oil:
  • Citgo : 0 barrels
  • Sunoco : 0 barrels
  • Conoco : 0 barrels
  • Sinclair : 0 barrels
  • BP/Phillips : 0 barrels
  • Hess : 0 barrels
  • ARC0 : 0 barrels



Anonymous Anonymous : Political statement eh? Last I checked oil is actually over $67 a barrel! What joy! Well down here in Dixie we've got BP, I'll start seeing them, it's that or Sheetz. I only got 21 mpg out of a Sheetz tank so I think I'll stop using them.    

Anonymous Anonymous : I did a run from Providence to West Roxbury tonight... gas on the Dedham line was $2.49. Cheapest I've seen in weeks.    

Anonymous Anonymous : BP merged with Amoco...so do they import, or not? And how about Sheetz? It's not mentioned in the list.    

Justin : "I'm home, and I've brought 40's!"

Wednesday, August 24, 2005  > Trackback URL
So the Duke comes home and had a rough day at work, so what does he do? He brings home a Bud Light 40oz for him and a Miller Light 40oz for me.

Needless to say, we're drinkin' 40's. Why can't the Duke have more bad days at work? I could get drunk all the time! Ha.


Anonymous Anonymous : how come when i said let's split a six pack you called me an alcoholic, but this is fine. booooo    

"Redonkulous" - Amanda.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005  > Trackback URL
According to Amanda, this picture is redonkulous.
Took some neat pictures of trampolining tonight, I'll post a gallery at some point tomorrow. I'm also working on a video which will be one of the first pieces of content for the in the new ozskier.com.

And yes, I plan on doing this on skis this season.


Anonymous Anonymous : i just got home from running, my legs hurt so bad it's not even funny. seriously. that tramp is getting to be bad news.    

Anonymous Anonymous : WHERE'S THE FRICKEN VIDEO DIGI!!!!!!!    

Anonymous Anonymous : what the hell is the move he is doing surposed to be doing!!!!!!!!!!!    

Inappropriate usage of company funds.

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Blank media: $0.02 mp3's: free. Dhl envelope: free dhl 2nd day: $15.00 Realizing your friend just dhl'd you a mix cd on the company account and your both probably going to get fired for it: PRICELESS


Dad's new ride.

Monday, August 22, 2005  > Trackback URL

Big Ron just got a new ride, a brand new Porsche Boxster S. In his words...

"This is by far, the finest automobile I will ever own."


Anonymous Anonymous : daaaamn son!!    

Anonymous Anonymous : your dad drives a Porsche Boxster S...why in the hell do you drive a FORD FOCUS ???    

Anonymous Anonymous : Obviously Focus >>> Boxster S...
Sweeet car, think he'll let you near it?    

Most delicious derailment ever.

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JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Hundreds of looters battled police all weekend at the site of a beer train wreck in violence that left one woman dead, South African police said on Monday as they kept a heavy guard on the remaining alcohol.

The train carrying 180,000 crates of beer from South African Breweries derailed on Friday night near Waterval Boven, 124 miles east of Johannesburg, Superintendent Izak van Zyl said.

By Saturday morning, police were battling up to 200 people from the nearby township trying to make off with crates of beer.

“It was a lot of trouble from one train crash,” Van Zyl said. “They were firing rubber bullets into the crowd. The issue was the beer.”

A 19-year-old woman in the crowd was killed when she fell under the wheels of a truck, he said.

Police handed the site over to railway security staff but were back again on Sunday morning, firing more rubber bullets as looters converged on the train. Officers raided nearby houses, recovered three out of 500 missing cases and arrested six people.

Van Zyl said 20 officers would remain at the site until the overturned wagons and surviving beer crates could be recovered, an operation that could take up to a week.


Wheelchair

Sunday, August 21, 2005  > Trackback URL

Wheelchair. Beer. Beer pong. Late night.


Anonymous Anonymous : Roxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!! :))

Ken    

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The return of stickboy

Friday, August 19, 2005  > Trackback URL

Stick says hello. What a tall, lanky, yankee loving a hole.


Home depot

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So i was at home depot and i noticed they had some smooth rod caulk guns. I dont care who you are. Thats funny.


Anonymous Anonymous : notice the "you can do it. we can help"    

The return of ozskier.com

Thursday, August 18, 2005  > Trackback URL
Coming this winter...
The all new ozskier.com.

Multiple authors.
Professional photography.
Immersive imagery.
Competition results.
Pro skiers drinking too much.
The only high definition video blog on the internet.

Dropping this Winter.

No fucking around. The most dedicated skiers in the East will be delivering the best ski related news on the internet.
Everything shot in D-SLR, HDV and delivered to you via ozskier.com


The nastiest work computer ever...

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Triple 23" flat panel. Pentium D, 2048mb ram, data burst, dvd-rw.
Just the fact that it is 69" of monitor should get you off.

Proof that snowspin.com isn't messing around when it comes to business class production computers.


Anonymous Anonymous : woosh    

My life as a baller.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005  > Trackback URL
What it is like to be Dave Amirault on a Wednesday...

Can't forget that I was also talking to my cousin over IM. Here's a little excerpt from that convo...
Ryan Amirault: we both need to get laid
Ryan Amirault: 1 out of 5 cars on the road here is a suby
Dave Amirault: 1 out of 5 websites i visit show naked chicks.


Just in case Jesus drives bye...

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This brilliant individual decided to script this lovely message on a nice strip of fencing to alert Jesus that he needs help. Ya know, just in case he's suddenly walking bye he can be alerted to this situation and spring into action like superman and come to this mans rescue.


Anonymous Anonymous : GOD DAMN HOLY ROLLERS!!!    

Anonymous Anonymous : It would have been better if they had written...
"Help me Jeebus!"    

Blogger Ryan Amirault : I think this fence was painted by a Yankees fan    

Anonymous Anonymous : Ha ha ha, no doubt it was.    

Messing with T-Unit's phone.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005  > Trackback URL

As some of you already know, we've renamed my mom. She's no longer Tricia, that name is old news... Way too suburban for her gangsta like mentality. So, her new street name is "T-Unit". It is starting to catch on, friends and family are starting to adopt the new nickname and it is now sweeping the office.

Since it is now catching on at work, I decided to program her telephone extension to read "T-Unit" so when she calls people in the office they see that across their screen instead of the old and boring "Tricia".

Just another instance of technology gone completely wrong in my hands...




Anonymous Anonymous : Aunty T-Unit. Don't cross the T!    

Blogger Dave Amirault : Holy shit, what an awesome motto. Tank, you're a genius! That needs to be her mantra!    

Blogger Ryan Amirault : Go Tank!    

Even more Mount Washington pics!

Monday, August 15, 2005  > Trackback URL
I got my mitts on Matt's digital camera today and imported 77 of his pictures from this weekend He's got a ton of pics of us ascending the Huntington Ravine headwall, which is good because I was too scared of falling down the freaking thing to break out the SLR camera to snap any pics. You can check them out in this new gallery!

Matt's Mount Washington pictures



Anonymous Anonymous : a real mand and his limmers can handle it    

Verizon sucks.

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Worst god damn place ever. So my brand new phone stops working this past weekend and i need to get it replaced. That means that i get to go to the wonderful customer help assholes at verizon. So i've been here for over an hour and i'm willing to bet that they will jerk me around. Thanks a lot. Way to sell me a shitty piece of hardware. They better fix it!


Anonymous Anonymous : Mine's gotta go back too. It spontaneously deletes numbers I need, never sends messages and loses messages that friends phones show as delivered. Oh well, I can still take consolation in the fact that when it works its better than everyone elses.    

Hiking Mount Washington!

Sunday, August 14, 2005  > Trackback URL
Some of you may have noticed that MMP didn't get many updates this weekend... Well, I've been camping at Mount Washington, NH! No power, no cell reception, no running water and no internet. I know what some of you are thinking, how in the hell did Digital Dave survive. Well, I just don't know guys. I wasn't even drunk at any major point of this trip.

I'll post a more in depth trip report at some point tomorrow, for now you can enjoy 77 of the pics from this weekend.


Quote of the day comes from cousin Ryan with regards to Izzi's appearance...
Ryan Amirault: funny looking at that punk looking guy w/ his ralph lauren shirt on a mtn...looks like he hasn't been outdoors his whole life
Dave: pete is an eagle scout
Dave: man did that comment backfire on you




Blogger Ryan Amirault : Your next big challenge should be riding a bike up mt washington like your cuz out here in Colorado has done twice now!    

Anonymous Anonymous : BIKES ARE FOR PANSY LITTLE GIRLS...GET A PAIR OF LIMMERS WUSS BOY!!!    

Boot shopping.

Friday, August 12, 2005  > Trackback URL

Ok, now we're at some old school custom boot maker in north conway where joey, jeff and jeff's dad are each buying $200 hiking boots. This place smells like a dead cow from all the leather and the boots look totally wack.

Jeff Slinn: price is wrong on the limmers
Jeff Slinn: 200??
Jeff Slinn: thats on boot
Jeff Slinn: 325 for the standard
Jeff Slinn: 610 for custom made 42 months later


Anonymous Anonymous : LIMMERS.........comfy...... mmmmmmmm    

Blogger DMo : I love my Limmers. Love 'em.

(and I mean that in the dirty way.)    

Camping

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Sleeping in a tent down near Pinkham Notch at the foot of Mount Washington. Let's review, I forgot my pillow, my air mattress won't blow up and it is raining at night. Hey, it could be worse... I could be sleeping in the "Jade Palace". For those that don't know, the Jade Palace is Jeff Slinn's 25+ year old tent that smells like he was both conceived and born in it. It smells so bad that if you burned it you would probably blow a hole in the ozone the size of Rhode Island.

Hiking Mount Washington tomorrow.


Anonymous Anonymous : Real ballers just go to Joe Dodge, get drunk, and pass out in a bunk before summiting Washington.    

Anonymous Anonymous : hey....who cut out the teddy bear in the pic??????? you can't deny the bear of his camping experience!!!!    

Blogger Dave Amirault : Teddy Ruxpin was left at home for this camping adventure.    

Go spidey

Thursday, August 11, 2005  > Trackback URL

So i was watching spiderman with amanda and i managed to spot kirsten dunst's nips in one scene. Well you can bet your hat that i went and reversed and paused that with the tivo to see if my mind was playing tricks on me. Well it wasn't. Here's her nips.


If Batman was a miniature horsie.

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Ever wonder what Batman would look like if he was magically transformed into a miniature horsie? I thought so! Well, imagine no more! Here he is, the dark knight himself, decked out to the 9's in his signature cowl!

Criminals, beware!


If Batman was in the Wild West.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005  > Trackback URL


So I went to WalMart with Amanda to pick up some of my digital prints and we walked right past the toy section. You all know me, I can't walk past a toy section and not let the little kid inside me escape for a few minutes to play with every damn thing that isn't nailed down to the floor. Soooo I spotted some Batman masks and miniature horsies. I then decided it would be a fantastic idea and outrageous photo opportunity to put on one of the Batman masks and pretend that I was Batman in the wild west. Man, was it ever sweet! He's the bathorse. Kinda like the batmobile, but not black. Ohh yeah, and horsies don't shoot rockets out of their eye sockets... I think.


Anonymous Anonymous : Never step foot in a Toys'R'Us ever again.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Nice try, that was a WalMart! Boo yeah.    

Anonymous Anonymous : damn kids these days gotta stay of crack    

Anonymous Anonymous : Yeah son, crack is wack!    

Anonymous Anonymous : Wow this is a great resource.. I’m enjoying it.. good article    

Got bikes?

Tuesday, August 09, 2005  > Trackback URL

This guy either just robbed a Toys-R-Us or he's got the most kids of anyone on the planet.
Thanks to Angelli for shooting this pic on over to my phone while on his way home from teaching summerschool in Boston. Try not to get stabbed at work, Chris!


I've been served... Thanks HBO.

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As some of you are aware, my cable bill is astronomical. We've got every channel, HD programming, In Demand, HBO, Cinemax, Starz, Digital+ package and high speed internet. So, I expect to get what I pay for... Top notch programming and entertainment! I guess HBO missed the boat on that because I went into the OnDemand portion to catch a flick and this is what the new releases consist of this week...

You Got Served.

You've got to be freakin' kidding me. This is what HBO considers entertainment? This is the type of movie that our government shows to prisoners of war to torture them. For all I'm concerned, this movie should have gone straight to tape. Not even DVD, it isn't worth DVD. Hell, even the freakin UPN won't show this crapfest so why the hell is HBO offering it. So I guess HBO served me, not only did they get my $11.99 or so per month that it costs to have access to their supposed top notch programming, they've managed to skimp out by showing the crappiest movies in existance.

HBO, hurry up and get to the last season of the Sopranos already, because everything else you show is an absolute shit-fest.


Danbury, CT Focus Meet n' Greet.

Sunday, August 07, 2005  > Trackback URL
Enough foci?
Amanda and I drove on down to the Focus meet n' greet in Danbury, CT to meet some fellow Focus Fanatics and we had a kickass time. Not only were we tearing up the highway with two other Foci owners on the way down, we also meet some really cool people. Check out a gallery of 30 or so pictures from today.

View the gallery.

View the 360 Images
Over two dozen foci lined up.
A look under the hood of a supercharged SVTF.
A sweet leather package in a modded ZX3.


Anonymous Anonymous : No matter what you do to your car...it will always be a ford focus    

Anonymous Anonymous : ^hahaha i agree    

Anonymous Anonymous : Then spend more than $9,500 and get a cool car that is not an eye sore..haha    

Anonymous Anonymous : uh ok. i love my car, and soon enough will smoke anything u rock. People dont hate the focus, they just look past it, and when we cetch their eye...they gotta hate, cuz jealousy hurts ; )

-cruzin4l    

Anonymous Anonymous : it's okay. it WILL always be a focus. but until you drive one, at least a well prepped one, dont talk.    

Anonymous Anonymous : lol

i drive one

i prep one

i mod one

...and ur sayin    

Anonymous Anonymous : yeh aright. i think mine is well preppared and is continuing to get better.

bite me

-cruzin4l    

Blogger Dave Amirault : This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.    

Anonymous Anonymous : Ford built the Focus, Jackson racing made it better. I hope I made your visit to Danbury a little mor exciting.    

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Anonymous Anonymous : nice buncha cars right there I say!    

Speak up, I'm at the bar.

Saturday, August 06, 2005  > Trackback URL

Here's Walsh, at Coogans having a very deep conversation while digging for ear-wax. Good luck digging for treasure man, hope you come up with something big in there.

On a side note, I officially fucking hate that Gwen Stefani song "Holla Back Girl" or some shit like that. I heard it tonight at the bar and immediately wanted to jam the nearest sharpest object into my brain.

This song is bananas...
B-A-N-A-N-I-'M-G-O-I-N-G-T-O-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-K-I-L-L-M-Y-S-E-L-F.

God, I hope that song drops off the face of the planet sometime soon.

LTSROCK. Ok dude.

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This guy is either...
  1. Washed up hippie from Vermont that used to rock, but now owns his own organic juice company and smokes weed from time to time just to feel nostalgic and convince himself that he's cool.
  2. Inherited the license plate from his father/mother who used to be a rockstar.
  3. Thought it would be cool to go to the Vermont DMV and request the most rebellious license plate and had an epiphany that LTSROCK sounded a whole bunch like "lets rock" and decided to add this gem to his vehicle.
  4. This is actually the car of Slash from Guns And Roses / Velvet Revolver in which case this guy actually does rock and would kick my ass in a fraction of a second.

I love you, Beer.

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Beer and I, we go way back. We've been friends for a long time. Sometimes we have our diagreements, usually in the morning. But all in all, we get along like peas and carrots. So here's me, hanging out with my good buddy beer. We've been seeeing alot of eachother recently, mostly because I've been having a rough time with some things. But thats why beer is one of my best friends, he's always there for me! No matter what time of the day, morning, afternoon, nighttime, in church, at a funeral, etc.

Beer, you're the man! Look forward to chillin with you tomorrow night again. Just stop being such an asshole to me in the morning, aight!?!


Ok, so the Duke's a lil white trash.

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Where the fuck did the Duke get a wife beater? According to him he dug it out of his drop drawer in his closet. All he needs to complete the look is a Miller High Life, a nice mustard stain, a 1986 Firebird playing some REO Speedwagon / Jefferson Airplane / Jefferson Starship, a pair of Stonewash / Acidwash jeans and a sick ass jean jacket.

God, I hope he doesn't have all of the above somewhere lying around...

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Shittiest appetizer ever.

Friday, August 05, 2005  > Trackback URL
Ok, we went out for my mom's birthday dinner at a restaurant in East Greenwich called Tratoria or something retarded like that. The night started off with them losing our reservation, or putting it on the wrong day or something bush league like that. So they comped us out free drinks for an hour. Ok, that I can manage. I sucked down 3 sapphire and tonics while the rest of the fam conservatively drank their adult beverages. Then we got to the dinner portion of the night, look at this freakin appetizer. This is supposedly their crabcakes, what a bargain at $13 fucking dollars. You get three of these pathetic things smeared over a plate of decorative honey mustard and some shit that you find out growing on your lawn. Please, if you're gonna rip us off at least give us better portions than this...

I plan on posting the address of this shithole so nobody else gets suckered into going there for a sub-standard, overpriced meal. Ohh yeah, the rest of the meal sucked bad too. Overcooked, undercooked, nobody had anything worthy of the $250+ bill.

Weak sauce, weak.

[I leave substances with better flavor and portion size in tightly coiled piles.]

Most Jewish clock ever...

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Most Jewish clock ever...

Meet your new gym teacher, Dracula!

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Ok, I saw this news story and it both grossed and freaked me out... Which means it is perfect for MMP.

BEND, Ore. - A state board voted to publicly reprimand a Central Linn High School teacher and football coach for licking the bleeding wounds of several student athletes.

The Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission Wednesday placed Scott Reed on two years' probation.

Details of the case and censure will go on the commission Web site and be sent to all Oregon school districts and to departments of education nationwide.

Reed must attend a class on the risks of blood-borne pathogens within the next two months and furnish the commission with written verification of his attendance.

Reed agreed to "stipulated facts" that included him licking blood from wounds on a track team member's knee, a football player's arm, and a high school student's hand.

It was not clear why he licked the wounds.

The Linn County Sheriff's Office investigated the case last year. No charges were filed. Sheriff Dave Burright called the behavior "bizarre" but not criminal, since the contact wasn't forced.

Two students who reported licking incidents and another who witnessed an incident said it seemed that Reed was "just joking around."

Reed, a science teacher, resigned this spring as a track coach but remains the school's dean of students and head football coach.

The state sanctions virtually duplicated those imposed by the school district


This guy is either dracula or he is the creepies dude ever. Imagine your track coach licking your wounds, Jesus guy. I bet this dude doesn't even think that he's doing anything wrong. What would posess someone to even do something like this! This is when my mind started to wonder, I started thinking of Dracula and then did a google image search for the term "dracula". The results were amazing, I managed to find this poor kitten getting the crap bit out of its neck and some other cat drinking up his/her sweet sweet kitty blood. Ha. Too funny.

Wow, most random post ever...


Hey deer, nice hat.

Thursday, August 04, 2005  > Trackback URL


Check out the gulper's new resting spot, right on Smitty's deer. Now that's money.


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