Ok, we went out for my mom's birthday dinner at a restaurant in East Greenwich called Tratoria or something retarded like that. The night started off with them losing our reservation, or putting it on the wrong day or something bush league like that. So they comped us out free drinks for an hour. Ok, that I can manage. I sucked down 3 sapphire and tonics while the rest of the fam conservatively drank their adult beverages. Then we got to the dinner portion of the night, look at this freakin appetizer. This is supposedly their crabcakes, what a bargain at $13 fucking dollars. You get three of these pathetic things smeared over a plate of decorative honey mustard and some shit that you find out growing on your lawn. Please, if you're gonna rip us off at least give us better portions than this...

I plan on posting the address of this shithole so nobody else gets suckered into going there for a sub-standard, overpriced meal. Ohh yeah, the rest of the meal sucked bad too. Overcooked, undercooked, nobody had anything worthy of the $250+ bill.

Weak sauce, weak.

[I leave substances with better flavor and portion size in tightly coiled piles.]

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