Wow. Way to get after it, Urbina.
This guy wasn't messin around. He meant business. Any time you chase people around with machetes and try to light them on fire, you automatically mean business. C'mon, you can't just start chase someone around wielding impliments of devastation and then all of a sudden stop and say "just kidding".

Also, how the fuck do you sleep with people trying to kill eachother one floor below you. I would imagine the people being chased and almost lit on fire would be screaming or making some noise. Unless they are mutes, in which case you wouldn't hear anything but them running around and if they were in sneakers it would be one silent slaughter.

We all know he did it. Look at this picture I found of him while playing for the Marlins. The signs were there people, the man loved machetes! Ohh yeah, I would imagine that Venezuelan jail is probably the last place anyone on this planet would want to end up.

CARACAS, Venezuela Nov 8, 2005 — Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Ugueth Urbina was arrested on a charge of attempted murder after he and a group of men allegedly attacked several employees at his family home using machetes and trying to set them on fire, police said Tuesday.

Urbina, who was detained late Monday, has insisted he had nothing to do with the violence that broke out at his home last month. Five workers were injured in the incident, and one of them suffered burns on the back and right arm, police said.

One of the five, Argenis Farias, has accused Urbina of being among several men who threatened the workers with machetes and poured gasoline on them in an attempt to set them afire.

Urbina's lawyer has said the pitcher was sleeping at the time and was not involved. The authorities said Urbina would be formally charged soon once he appears before a judge.

[Hey, don't knock the photoshop job, it took me 30 whole seconds to whip this up.]

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