Ok, folks. Here comes a flurry of MMP updates with the likes of which you have never seen.

This gem of a post comes straight from the likes of a Hertz rental car location here in the wack. This fine location likes to provide their guests with the most cab-like bathroom experience on the planet. They make this happen by hanging 1,542 berry scented automobile air freshener trees on their paper towel rack. Upon entry to their shitter you are violently assaulted with an olfactory overload of berryness emanating from their half used up roll of Bounty.

Hey Hertz, way to attack the bathroom experience. Due to the raping my nostrils were getting I barely noticed that the toilet only half flushed and that it looks like someone hasn't emptied the trash in 6-8 weeks.

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