mischief, mayhem & pornography: July 2005

Let's celebrate Friday.

Saturday, July 30, 2005 > Trackback URL

BenR's parents went over to Italy for a week or so and Ben did what any other red-blooded American would do while his parents were away... He threw a massive party in their new 1000+ square foot barn. This was quite the doozer, Mike and Ben aquired a keg and 15+ bottles of top shelf liquor and erected a temporary bar, complete with surround sound, mixing board and microphone. I tended bar the entire night and played DJ with the lappy. We managed to make around $300 bucks by charging for drinks and keg cups. There were around 100-110 people there and nobody got incredibly sick or killed, so the mission was a success.

We started booting people around 3:30, cleaned up for a little while and then relaxed, had some beers and did a late night Cumby's run where we got more food than we could shake a stick at. Ben's little brother managed to puke his guts by drinking top shelf booz all night.

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[Ben's little brother calling ralph on the big white phone.]

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Thanks to Rusty for sniping this pic while I was behind the wheel.

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Rusty, hammered at 3:45 AM.

Friday, July 29, 2005 > Trackback URL

This was a real doozer of a night. Jessica, Rusty and I headed to Funky Murphy's to have a "couple" drinks. None of us were planning on drinking heavily but things just kinda spiraled out of control once the long island's and jager-bombs started flowing. Next thing you know, we're all swimming in a municipal pool at 3:15 AM and walking home soaking wet. So here's a nice picture of Rusty falling into his closet after changing back into some dry clothes. Good work fresh, that's the kinda boozin I like to see...

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Fuck par.

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Fuck par... We stole all the mini golf courses balls.

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Funky Murphy's on a Thursday!

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That's a nice toilet!

Jessica and Rusty, BFF's. Well, by the looks on Rusty's face I think he wants to take the relationship to the next level... You know, the whole, I want to lick your face like a Charms Blow Pop vibe. Just a hunch.

Anonymous : Isn't it a shame that a place called funky murphy's is now loaning the irish surname to jose wouldn't we rather go to a place called jose muchacho's?? Though I am not fully irish, i feel that maybe my bestfriend kenny maldonados' mother would be upset if marlene came home with a lastname of o'reilly. Really now what irishman can make a bangin' quesidilla?

Anonymous : ...but Jessica you do have a nice ass, why don't you email me at da_sporty_thug@yahoo.com... I'm 28 living in Webster, Ma

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To wong foo...

Thursday, July 28, 2005 > Trackback URL

Infusing vodka on a tuesday. Yeah thats normal. Please note also that the melon says"to wong foo with love julie newmar" (from rob via adams phone)

Anonymous : good vodka at that

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Leroy, the Cat/Dog.

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This is Leroy, the family Cat / Dog. He's a cat that thinks he's a dog. He plays fetch, carries the ball in his mouth and brings it back to you. He likes eating cheez-its, pretzels, chips, turkey, ritz bitz sandwiches and pretty much anything else that falls on the ground. He also likes being held like a baby over your shoulder, it is kind of odd. He'll just kinda sit there for a while and purr and swat at things as you walk past them.

He honestly thinks he is a dog. His best friend is his Pound Puppy that he sleeps with every night. As a matter of fact, he escaped the back hall the other day and brought his toys and pound puppy upstairs and slept on Andrew's bed. He's kind of a freak, he loves to play tag with you. It is the funniest thing ever because the sight of seeing the cat chase Andrew around the house and swat him and then have Andrew chase and tag him is pretty funny... They both pretty much have the same IQ.

Tomororw I'll upload a video of Leroy boxing with the fighting nun and fighting jew action figure.

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Manual labor in 104 degree temps.

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[Amanda sent me this lovely message and I figured it was MMP material.]

The great thing about MMP is that most of my friends view it. Since they all check in on the page a few times every day they all want to get in their 2 cents, or in our case, some sort of image. Well, Amanda did the best thing ever and spiked her old school phone to the pavement and got a new Motorolla v710 camera/video phone. Now she's sending pix message and contributing to mmp. So here's a lil message I got from her today. If any of you are offended, you can deal with it. Big deal, they're black. They made a funny ass comment to Amanda about slavery. Just laugh at it.

Amanda:
This is Rudy he and his brother are moving shit from this office in this nasty heat into a fish smelling trailer. In case you didn't know, they are black. Rudy said its worse than picking cotton.

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Nice melon, Rob.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005 > Trackback URL

This picture would be pretty bad ass if it wasn't for the faggy ass umbrella that was stuck in the watermelon. They always said that watermelon makes a delicious Summer treat. This one is especially delicious when it is filled with Vodka. Ha ha ha, vodka makes everything better!

Anonymous : You know what...YOU'RE RIGHT! Watermelong DOES make everything better!!

Anonymous : Sorry about that last comment...the vodka has already gotten to me tonight. :) You guys know what I meant.

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Are you man enough?

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[Thanks to Chris A. for this MMP entry! You go, Goph!]

Q: "Are you man enough... To be a nurse?"
A: Nope.

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A different kind of cake...

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As some of you may know, I don't really eat sweets. They're just not my thing. So, as far as birthday cakes usually go, I'm not a huge fan of cake & frosting. This usually means that we end up with an ice cream cake. There's one kind of cake that I really do like and that is cheesecake, so T-unit mosied on down to the local bakery and nabbed up a cheesecake birthday cake. That is freakin money.

Cait was missing the traditional frosting that is typically found on the cake, so she was licking it off of the ribbon. Gross.

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MMP HQ? Maybe...

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 > Trackback URL

Ok, so it is my 24th birthday and what better way to celebrate than to buy a house! Well, I didn't buy a house today, but we did take a look at this sweet one. 3 bedroom, hardwood floors, vinyl siding, underground sprinklers. Pretty decked out. The only problem is that a family of migrant farm workers was brutally slain in the basement. Ok, well everything is true except the whole murder thing.

Once the appraisal comes back I'll make an offer, maybe? Ugh, I freakin hate responsibility. I've been 24 for only 17 hours and I want to drown myself in a river. Seriously, I just posted about buying a house. What a crappy birthday post. I should be posting how 10 strippers are singing me happy birthday and letting me do body shots. Not about white picket fences and asking how old the heating system is.

24 is so lame.

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High class license plates.

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Robby B. comes through with another splendid post for MMP. He was in Maine this weekend and managed to spy this doozer of a license plate. Funny that you find a low class license plate like this on a Pontiac Firebird, typically only heads of state, wealthy businessmen, members of congress and land owners drive such exotic cars as Firebirds. Oh wait, I had that all wrong... Apparently if you work 3rd shift at Denny's, live in a trailer park, eat mayonaise sandwiches and date your cousin can you drive a Pontiac Firebird.

You know you like it.

Anonymous : Credit where it's due... Adam snapped that bad boy.

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My mother has offiically lost it...

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As some of you may or may not be aware, Jeff Slinn is now an uncle. Yeah, it is scary. His brother Nathan and his wife Kerri have a beautiful baby girl. Well, Kerri came into the office yesterday to pick up their payroll and brought the baby with her. Just about every female in the building had their baby-radar on and immediately ran out to reception to see her. So after several minutes of cooing and ooing and aaahing I get this email from my mother. I think she is officially on acid or perkasets or some other mind altering drug.

T-unit, you're losin it. If you think you're gettin' any grandchildren outta me you got a long ass wait.

Anonymous : Play it like an MMP should. Take a vacation in Vegas tell your mom you married a porn star and that she can't have kids because that would ruin her carreer. You solve the mother marriage pressure and get a little of your own back at her!

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To flow or not to flow...

Monday, July 25, 2005 > Trackback URL

[Andrew contemplates if he has enough money for all the conditioner he will need...]

Andrew needs your help to make one of the most important decisions he has ever made...
To flow, or not to flow?!

For those of you that don't know what flow is...

Flow : Long, curly or wavey hair. Mostly a hockey term. Hair that would flow out the back of someone's helmet and curl up around the back of the helmet. Someone can have a flow or be flowin.

Example : Check out Sully's flow.

Andrew is at a follicular (is that even a word) turning point. Should he cut his hair, or continue to rock out and re-grow-the-flow?

Post your answers in the comments...

Anonymous : i believe "flow" should be only for people that say "eh" often or a gay lacrosse player from maryland, so your boy should end the "flow" haircut all together... and happy bday to you dave

Anonymous : i say leave it as it is

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Sweet, nachos and a loaded weapon.

Sunday, July 24, 2005 > Trackback URL

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Ahh, movie night is always so much fun at the local "Italian Legitimate Businessman's Club".

Thanks again to Robby B. for hooking up MMP with another sweet image. I really don't want to know where he was or why there was a sweet ass pile of nachos right next to a loaded weapon. I assume it is loaded, who keeps an unloaded gun... That is just insane. You can't kill anyone without bullets!

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Too much beer to carry. So wheel it.

Saturday, July 23, 2005 > Trackback URL

Here's a good tip for those situations when you have too much beer to carry. Use a skate board to wheel the beer wherever you want!

bernie : Just FYI, I used your photo (with attribution) in my article The Difference Between Liberals and Conservatives

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Traci is hoping to be a MMP All Star.

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Traci is really pushing to be next weeks MMP All Star... Via IM.

Traci : i am on beer numero 12
Dave : haaa numero 12
Traci : hence the mmp comments
Traci : <-- drunk

Nice work Traci, looks like next week I'll have to dig up a nice pic of you puking into my toilet with the EMT's coming to save your ass. You best believe I have a pic of that momentous event.

Nobody chugs Mr. Boston vodka for 2 straight minutes and gets away scott free.

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Anonymous : I will gladly save Traci's ass. Depends how much booze is between me and Traci when I arrive onscene.

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Introducing MMP All Stars.

Friday, July 22, 2005 > Trackback URL

Starting next week, we'll be using a new voting system that will let you choose the next week's header graphic. We'll give you three choices each week, your votes will determine if that person becomes that weeks MMP All Star!

Did I mention that each weeks winner gets some merch from the MMP Online Store?!

This week's MMP All Star is Matthew Jenkins. Matt consistantly makes an appearance in Worcester and Providence and is best friends with The Gulper. Congratulations Matt, I'll throw some schwag your way. Or at least buy you some beers this weekend.

-Dave

Traci : Oh very nice! I miss the Gulper...for fuck's sake, I was the cool kid who did many a funnel and then followed it with vodka! C'mon, now, how many people visited Wo'toen and got the EMTs called? ;-)

Traci : and clearly i meant "Wo'town" when I mistyped "Wo'toen"...yeah, beers are awesome!

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Someone Tried To Bot Prank Me.

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Someone tried to Bot-Prank me today and I caught on within the first 2 sentences. I figured someone was reading it on the other end, ya know, using one of those bot sites that shows them what I typed back so I figured I would have a little fun with it.

shoebox346: I saw you at the bar last week and I finally got a hold of your screenname Im Andy Richmond
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shoebox346: lol look who's talikng

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shoebox346: me? no
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Dave Amirault: Yeah, that probably would suck.
shoebox346: :-\
Dave Amirault: I can picture the chain reaction now. I stop talking and you take it so badly that you reject all human contact for the rest of your miserable existance and shut yourself out to the world. What the fuck, why not be one of those strange cat lady's while you're at it.
shoebox346: really? i wasn't aware of my involvement
Dave Amirault: SO, andy... Where do you live?
Dave Amirault: I live on the moon.
shoebox346: I live in california you?
shoebox346: :-p
Dave Amirault: I told you, the moon.
shoebox346: oosp, sorry
Dave Amirault: No problem, obviously you dont pay attention well either.
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Dave Amirault: So what bar did we meet at? Did I accidetally smash a bottle over your head. If so, it was probably because you were wearing a stupid fucking cowboy hat. I hate those things. I mean, they're ok if you're in texas but in Rhode Island... You're lucky I didn't push you into oncoming traffic.
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shoebox346: :-P
Dave Amirault: bot.
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Anonymous : i got bot pranked once... i still havn't figured out who it was though.

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Introducing MMP v4.0

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You can stop rubbing your eyes in disbelief. Do not adjust your monitors, you are looking at the new and improved MMP. Version 4.0 to be exact. We've got a snazzy new look and a butt-load (technical term) of new features that I can't wait to play with.

So, whaddya think? Stay tuned I still have some tweaking to do.

[Feel free to save that signature to forge checks, etc.]

Traci : Hahaha, I totally wrote a check for $1000...I am gonna be so rockin' when that check clears...kick ass!

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The Island : Plan your escape.

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Last night, Traci and I went to a sneak preview of Michael Bay's new box office stinker "The Island". Thankfully the tickets were free, had I been subjected to the $9.75 for admission I probably would have murdered a large group of innocent bystanders upon my exit from the theatre.

Prepare for a rant folks... Here we go.

This movie blew. It jumped the shark 40 minutes in with the two crap-bag male and female lead characters (I'm not acknowledging their names it was so bad) fall 70 stories down a skyscraper on a gigantic metal corporate logo, on fire, while being shot at by assassins in helicopters, only to safely land in some nets on the tarmac below. Ohh, they don't come out of this debacle unharmed, the male character managed to get a nasty scrape that required some neosporin... Other than that, they lived another day and managed to evade the worlds worst aiming assassins, a 700 foot plunge to their doom and other improbable situations. I think the only thing that could have made it even better would be if they were riding this flaming piece of bullet laden steel down the 70 story drop while fighting ninjas on it. That would have made it much more believable.

Funny how the tag line for the movie is "Plan your escape", it is pretty fitting considering I was planning my escape from the theater the entire time I was being subjected to this crap-fest.

Two redeeming qualities.

Special effects were nasty.
Scarlett Johansson

Anonymous : best said by trey parker and matt stone in "Pearl Harbor sucks and i miss you" from team america( a brillent movie) "why does micheal bay get to keep on making movies?"

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Retarded sign

Thursday, July 21, 2005 > Trackback URL

Does tip sign make any sense? Jesus people are retarded. I guess the whole concept of "Drive-Thru" makes no sense to McDonalds anymore. Here's a little refresher. You drive through it, in no way does the word "drive-thru" imply that any parking will be necessary for the transaction.

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Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
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Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
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Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
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Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
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When crapping in traditional places just doesn't cut it...

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 > Trackback URL

What ever would we do without the good people at Charmin?
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Trash bucket in a city park.
No stalls available? No problem! Use the sink!

Traci : You doubt the usefulness of TP to go? That shit helped us survive in the dregs of the Italian toilets!!

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How to fake a fingerprint...

Tuesday, July 19, 2005 > Trackback URL

Does your office have one of those annoying biometric timeclocks? Do you take offense to scanning one of your 10 digits over some sort of reader to punch in? Do you want to steal someone elses identity via their fingerprint? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions you are in luck today my friend!

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Passed the fuck out.

Monday, July 18, 2005 > Trackback URL

Rusty, Justin and I went to Narragansett beach on Sunday to sleep off our hangovers. We planned on taking a nice snooz on the beach, I guess Rusty got a jump start on that whole situation by going horizontal in the back of the Duke's new 2006 Nissan Murano. I hope Rusty didn't get drool all over the Duke's new leather...

Yeah, you know what... I hope he did. The Duke has leather, he should know better than to get leather with the circle of friends he runs with. Next time he'd better put down a tarp in the back seat. Drool away, Rusty...

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Bitch Cream...?!?!?!?

Sunday, July 17, 2005 > Trackback URL

Ok, so I was taking a leak in Allison's bathroom at her new apartment on Saturday night and this was resting on top of her toilet... Bitch Cream. No joke. I knew it was real!

Anonymous : they also have "slut" cream. enough said.

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Last night.

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5:30-8:30 : Jessica's graduation party. Outdoor beer pong.
9:00-11:00: Allison's housewarming party.
11:00-11:45: Vodka Tonics and pounding beers at my apartment.
11:45-2:00: Cheaters Gentlemen's Club
2:00-3:00: Red Bull and Vodkas.
3:00-3:30: Deleted Scene.

12:45: Woke up. Apparently, I broke my room.

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WPBR-FM?!?!?!

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WPBR? PBR. Wow. This station makes me thirsty.

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Party hair.

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Here is the first pic of me in the new glasses. I hope you all enjoy looking at a computer dork via his cameraphone..

Wow, look at the huge wave in the hair tonight... That is what I'm talkin about. Party hair is in effect.

If only I could find my plaid shorts...

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Beer pong

Saturday, July 16, 2005 > Trackback URL

Charlie is playing with himself. Again.

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Interesting conversation with Ryan.

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Ryan Amirault: what do you do without skiing in the summer?
Dave Amirault: drink

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Police: Coach paid kid to hurt disabled teammate

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Ok, this guy deserves to burn in hell, immediately...

PITTSBURGH (AP) -- A T-ball coach allegedly paid one of his players $25 to hurt an 8-year-old mentally disabled teammate so he wouldn't have to put the boy in the game, police said Friday.

Mark R. Downs Jr., 27, of Dunbar, is accused of offering one of his players the money to hit the boy in the head with a baseball, police said. Witnesses told police Downs didn't want the boy to play in the game because of his disability.

Police said the boy was hit in the head and in the groin with a baseball just before a game, and didn't play, police said.

"The coach was very competitive," state police Trooper Thomas B. Broadwater said. "He wanted to win."

Downs has an unpublished telephone number and couldn't immediately be reached for comment Friday. It was unclear whether he had an attorney.

He was arrested and arraigned Friday on charges including criminal solicitation to commit aggravated assault and corruption of minors. He was released from jail on an unsecured bond.

The alleged assault happened June 27 in North Union Township, about 40 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, authorities said.

The boy's mother asked state police to investigate her son's injuries because she suspected Downs wanted to keep the boy off the field, despite a league rule that required each player to participate in three innings a game, Broadwater said.

Eric Forsythe, the president of the R.W. Clark Youth Baseball League, said Downs had two daughters on the T-ball team.

League organizers investigated accusations against Downs before the T-ball season ended earlier this month but could not prove that he did anything wrong. If Downs is convicted of any crime, he won't be allowed to be a coach next year, Forsythe said. The league is not affiliated with Little League International.

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Eye exams rock!

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Laura Glyda Band needs your help!

Friday, July 15, 2005 > Trackback URL

Ok, all of you know Aloha Joe and Chris Porter from the Laura Glyda Band... Right?
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While you're at it, why not check out their website and rock out to some of the mp3's in the media section. Click here to head over to LauraGlydaBand.com's media page.

What the hell, here is a goofy picture of Porter from this Saturday's party. 1/2 of LGB was at Shenanigans, drinkin it up. And by the looks of things, Chris had a few.

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Now that is freaky.

Thursday, July 14, 2005 > Trackback URL

On Saturday night we were playing Beruit with glasses and mini golf balls because we didn't yet have solo cups and pong balls. Look at what happened, one of the balls got wedged in the glass and trapped the beer behind it. No matter how hard you pulled on it the ball just wouldn't budge. We had to put steaming hot water on the ball to collapse it so we could get it out.

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Rob & Walsh's Porch Gutter

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 > Trackback URL

Rob and Walsh went to clean up the porch this weekend and found 14 empty cans clogging up the gutters. That may be the reason why nothing was draining...

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World's Largest Ball Of Twine

Tuesday, July 12, 2005 > Trackback URL

This, ladies and gentlemen is the largest ball of twine on the planet Earth. You can now die knowing that you've seen this. Your life is now complete...

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Duke's Head vs. Ski Pole

Monday, July 11, 2005 > Trackback URL

Ok, so we got really hammered. I was wearing a ski helmet and my sick ass pair of Anon goggles. The duke started talkin shit about skiing, so we put my helmet on him and Amanda beat the shit out of his head with a ski pole. Trust me, this is a must watch video.

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This is the United Way's new advertising campaign for safe sex. This is a very important message.... Never hook up without a condom. You never know when you could hook up with some skeez bag, accidently plant one in her and be stuck with a bastard child for the rest of your life.

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Ok, so the country with the highest suicide rate on the planet is giving their cars away. But wait, this car is pretty much a Subaru WRX wagon with some more style... I have no problem with that. Especially since the discount is over$7,000.

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More MMP online store updates.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005 > Trackback URL

Everyone will want to ride with you once they find out that you've got gas!

Got this idea from Jess at a party. Now it is a shirt. This may be the only female friendly item in the store. For some reason I don't think any chick would rock the Blumpkins shirt.

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Adam wants you... To drink.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005 > Trackback URL

I show up in Maine for the party and Adam greets me with this massive bottle. I'm in for some trouble. This is the biggest of bottle of Jager I have ever seen...

I'm destroying brain cells this weekend.

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This one goes out to you, Walsh.

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This one goes out to you, Walsh. After weeks of anticipation and begging I have finally released the "taint" shirt to the MMP Online Store. Still got the $3 off promo going.

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Rob Brawders, dancing machine.

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Herre's a doozer of a video taken from Maine. Rob, boogying down to some old skool MJ. Scary. Notice the booty shaking at the end, good work Robert.

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Chris Angelli contributes to MMP.

Monday, July 04, 2005 > Trackback URL

I'd like to thank "the goph" for sending in this lovely contribution to MMP. He was at his sister's wedding nabbed this image.

Chris: The two sweetest words in the englsh language 'open bar'.

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Hunting with shotgun only.

Sunday, July 03, 2005 > Trackback URL

Ok, so Pfif, Walsh and I went to Maine on Saturday night for a party in Cumberland. It was a crazy ass time. There were at least 50 people there, a barn that had a full bar, PA system, 4 beruit tables and a grill. It was insane. Since we were in the middle of nowhere in Maine there were some pretty interesting road signs so I grabbed the digital camera and the nearest bike and started peddling around the neighborhood around sunset. I managed to spot a legit road sign that said "Hunting By Shotgun Only" so I hopped off the bike and started to white balance and take some pics... Then a police car pulled up next to me and put its lights on. No joke. Officer asshole got out and told me that there was a complaint that there was a kid wearing a plaid shirt riding around the neighborhood on a bike drinking a beer. At that point I informed officer ass fucker that I was not wearing a plaid shirt and that I haven't had one on that night because it wouldn't match my plaid shorts. He then took offense and called in on his radio to ask if it was a plaid shirt or plaid shorts, dispatch immediately said that it was a plaid shirt. After hearing this officer but plug then got on the radio again and said that he had someone with a pink shirt and blue plaid shorts, dispatch responded that it didn't fit the description. The officer then said I was free to go, I wished him luck on his ghost chase and continued to take pictures of the most hilarious road sign ever. But it doesn't end there....

After taking pictures of the sign and officer donkey raper left I started exploring a little more and called Rob to inform him that I was just pulled over on a bike and that the five-o's would be patrolling heavily. He then called me back a couple seconds later saying that the officer would like a word with me. So I pedal back to find out that officer a-hole had stopped right outside the house and was talking to Rob and Adam. He then asked for my ID and ran my information through the grid. After coming out squeaky clean he then said that he didn't think I looked 21 and he was just checking. I then told him that he didn't need to run my information and background through dispatch to find out my age and that it was clearly printed in the upper left on my Rhode Island ID. I then asked if he wanted anything else, he said no and that I was free to go. So I hopped back on my bike, rang the bell on the handlebars and completely ignored his weak "Have a good night". Rob and Adam then explained that this particular cop has it in for them because he can never find enough evidence to bust them. I guess he's just a douchebag and I got caught up in the middle of it. Great.

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Anonymous : cops hate you, eh?

Anonymous : All that narrative and no pics at the end? Tell me you held it together long enough to get something on camera other than my stellar dance moves...

Anonymous : Some additional info on officer ass hat... He came back at 3:00am with some of his buddies to try and crash the party. I guess it was really Derek's. I mean who lights off a shit load of fireworks and then when the cops show, strip all their clothes off and run around the house, in the door on the other side and put on new clothes. We all know officer shit bag sucks at life, but no one is that stupid. Derek's latenight run aside, the cops not only conducted an illegal search of my house and barn with out my consent, but they woke my ass up at 3:30am and wouldn't leave until I came out. Needless to say, I was still shitfaced and now I was extremely tired too. He tells me he's gonna "lock me up for disorderly conduct", because, you know, I must have been being disorderly... drunk..extrememly tired... barefoot...and simply wanting to return to bed... sounds pretty disorderly to me. He also said that if he had to come back one more time this summer, he would lock me up. For what you ask? ... you guessed it... disorderly conduct. Rather than spending the night on the cold bench in the lock up down on good olde tuttle road, I decided to tell him what he wanted to hear so I could return to passing out wasted.

The next business day, I stopped into the cumberland police HQ and had a nice long chat with officer ass clown's supervisor. I am a "concerned citizen, and feel like things could have been handled more professionally... " and so on, and so on.... in the words of his supervisor... "Officer M$@r@!#n, is still a turd right out of the chute!(no joke)...he has a tendancy to inflate his ego..." "Sir...clearly when I meet with Officer M$@#$@n this week, I will have to re-educate him on many matters, and I assure you that it won't happen again and Officer M@#$%^n shouldn't bother you again. Should you have any problems, please call me directly, here is my card, and I will report back to you next week to let you know how our meeting went..."

SO OFFICER ASSHOLE WON'T BE BOTHERING US AGAIN... SCORE!!!

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And yet more new gear...

Saturday, July 02, 2005 > Trackback URL

I'm on a roll with some new shirt ideas, here are two more for you. Remember, you can save three dollars on each shirt until July 14th. That means you can get a shirt for only $9.99 . Don't be a fucktard, support MMP.

[White Chocolate ringer tee.]

[Down With The Brown ringer tee.]

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Anonymous : you should design the Doberman baseball tee from Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

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