When crapping in traditional places just doesn't cut it...
What ever would we do without the good people at Charmin?
These geniuses obviously spent countless hours in the corporate think tank to dream up this necessary consumer product... TOILET PAPER, TO GO! No, c'mon just bear with me for a minute, I think they are onto something. Think about how many times you've wanted to just drop your drawers and pinch out a hot loaf in a compromising location. I'll give you a few minutes to recollect those countless times...
Now that you've tallied up all those events, what was the one thing holding you back? A lack of toilet paper! Sure, you always have the option of using your socks or underwear to wipe your ass, but what happens when you're wearing sandals or going commando! That' right, now the good people at Charmin have introduced Charmin To Go. A convenient one ass-plop supply of toilet paper. Now you can pretty much shit anywhere you want and not have to worry about spending the rest of the day with a dirty butt.
Not only do they supply this wonderful product for $1.49, they also list possible places to drop ass on the back of the package... Take a look!
These geniuses obviously spent countless hours in the corporate think tank to dream up this necessary consumer product... TOILET PAPER, TO GO! No, c'mon just bear with me for a minute, I think they are onto something. Think about how many times you've wanted to just drop your drawers and pinch out a hot loaf in a compromising location. I'll give you a few minutes to recollect those countless times...
Now that you've tallied up all those events, what was the one thing holding you back? A lack of toilet paper! Sure, you always have the option of using your socks or underwear to wipe your ass, but what happens when you're wearing sandals or going commando! That' right, now the good people at Charmin have introduced Charmin To Go. A convenient one ass-plop supply of toilet paper. Now you can pretty much shit anywhere you want and not have to worry about spending the rest of the day with a dirty butt.
Not only do they supply this wonderful product for $1.49, they also list possible places to drop ass on the back of the package... Take a look!
- Dressing room at the Gap.
- Makeup counter at Macy's.
- Trash bucket in a city park.
- No stalls available? No problem! Use the sink!
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8:43 PMYou doubt the usefulness of TP to go? That shit helped us survive in the dregs of the Italian toilets!!
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