Someone tried to Bot-Prank me today and I caught on within the first 2 sentences. I figured someone was reading it on the other end, ya know, using one of those bot sites that shows them what I typed back so I figured I would have a little fun with it.

shoebox346: I saw you at the bar last week and I finally got a hold of your screenname Im Andy Richmond
Dave Amirault: ?????
shoebox346: i bet you're really hot aren't u? ;-)
Dave Amirault: i smell some ai at work here...
shoebox346: lol look who's talikng

Dave Amirault: ok, you wanna strange it up. no problem, let's rock.
Dave Amirault: whats up andy richmond
shoebox346: me? no
Dave Amirault: That's funny, the only bar I was at last week was Cheaters. It's a titty bar. So you've got to be a stripper that I was saying way way way too much to.
shoebox346: aww dont leave me
Dave Amirault: Leave you, now what, you've got some sort of complex about being alone?
shoebox346: no, please talk to me
Dave Amirault: Afraid you'll die alone and eating tunafish playing bingo?
Dave Amirault: Yeah, that probably would suck.
shoebox346: :-\
Dave Amirault: I can picture the chain reaction now. I stop talking and you take it so badly that you reject all human contact for the rest of your miserable existance and shut yourself out to the world. What the fuck, why not be one of those strange cat lady's while you're at it.
shoebox346: really? i wasn't aware of my involvement
Dave Amirault: SO, andy... Where do you live?
Dave Amirault: I live on the moon.
shoebox346: I live in california you?
shoebox346: :-p
Dave Amirault: I told you, the moon.
shoebox346: oosp, sorry
Dave Amirault: No problem, obviously you dont pay attention well either.
shoebox346: i found ure sn on my buddy list and i didnt recognize it, maybe we know each other somehow? lol
Dave Amirault: So what bar did we meet at? Did I accidetally smash a bottle over your head. If so, it was probably because you were wearing a stupid fucking cowboy hat. I hate those things. I mean, they're ok if you're in texas but in Rhode Island... You're lucky I didn't push you into oncoming traffic.
shoebox346: u really think I was a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
Dave Amirault: I bet you're mentally handicapped.
shoebox346: i dont beleive u lol
Dave Amirault: yep. a bot.
shoebox346: lmao, i'm not a bot
Dave Amirault: count backward sfrom 10 and stopat three
shoebox346: :-P
Dave Amirault: bot.
shoebox346: u really think i am a obt? lmao sorry to disapoint u
shoebox346: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

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