Ok, first up... Sorry for the lack of updates. I've been pretty busy this week and haven't had much time for MMP. Sorry, but until you guys start donating heavily or buyin shit from my store I just don't see the incentive to providing you with free entertainment.
That being said, this one take a bit of explanation. WARNING, this one requires you to read, so you illiterate bastards that just like to see funny pictures will want to tune out right now.
Ok, so last night I was at a swanky charity benefit dinner for a local charity. Ya know, one of those stuck up events with heads of state, people of importance and all of a sudden, WHAM there I am pretending to be all respectable and important. When you walked in, you immediately saw this massive board of items that you could bid on. Guess they were having some sort of silent auction, I would have participated but I completely forgot my monacle at home. I was perusing this massive list of items and came across some interesting things to bid on...
- Basket full of goods.
- Enjoy some wine.
- Halloween's Comin'
- Cocktails Anyone?
- More than a massage!
Wow, now that's a friggin prize to bid on. I could be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure they're talking about a happy ending massage. So congratulations to lucky winner #200, you won yourself some sort of handjob.