Charlie's Ass.
Ok, so we're playin beruit at Rusty's place tonight... Needless to say, Rusty and I were dominating the table. So, we were engaged in a clash of the titans against Charlie and Jenkins, down to the last cup, stakes were high, reputations were on the line. Charlie decided that he needed a hail mary play and whipped out "white thunder" AKA, the whitest, hariest cheeks east of the Mississippi.
Rusty then put on a game face that would scare most schoolchildren and continued to drain the last cup like a pubic hair in the shower. Game over. Chuck, why don't you pack up your balls and leave.
Digital & Rusty: 3
Charlie & Jenkins :1
Yeah, Masters of the Universe. We win. Nice try on the whole man ass distraction Chuck.
I'm drunk.
Rusty then put on a game face that would scare most schoolchildren and continued to drain the last cup like a pubic hair in the shower. Game over. Chuck, why don't you pack up your balls and leave.
Digital & Rusty: 3
Charlie & Jenkins :1
Yeah, Masters of the Universe. We win. Nice try on the whole man ass distraction Chuck.
I'm drunk.
Thanks for the pic, Dave. Now I'll have a mental image to conjur if I ever need to throw up on demand.
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