mischief, mayhem & pornography: April 2006

Surry on the check in.

Sunday, April 30, 2006 > Trackback URL

The fun part about cameraphones is that your friends can send you retarded pictures of themselves and then I can just forward them right into mmp. So here's an interesting picture message that I got from Rob and Walsh this afternoon...

Rob & Walsh:
Heres two posts right here. Suck em! Mmp is better when were on it.

I agree guys, MMP is much better when it involves posts of us getting completely obliterated in Boston. I'll be home soon, don't you worry. Until then, keep it rollin with the cameraphone pics. I'll forward them into MMP so we can all have our Surry Street updates.

Anonymous : those two look like the poster boys for p town...

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Impending doom on the Smith limo.

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Here's a little background for those of you that don't know why there's a rail on top of a limo. That is the Smith Optics Limo. It is a jacked up, 4x4 limousine that skiers and snowboarders grind across. It travels around the continental United States and makes appearances at events. You may be asking yourself why such a thing exists... Well, it's just damn cool. So there's your back story as to why there's someone grinding on the roof of a limo.

This guys day went from bad to worse nanoseconds after this photo was snapped. His balls made contact with the end of the Smith Limo rail and proceeded to tumble head first off only to land on his dome 6-7 feet down the slope.

Way to be #23, have fun icing down your balls and walking bow-legged for the next 4-5 days.

Location: Echo Mountain | Photographer: Dave Amirault

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Philip Natties Up

Saturday, April 29, 2006 > Trackback URL

Philip Natties Up. Look at the shear horror in his eyes as he slams down this evil hate brew. I can't believe four of these tall boys only cost $1.99. That's cheaper than crack and it almost gives you the same effect.

These things actually have a warning that tell you that pregnant women and people with heart conditions should not consume them. Then again, if you're pregnant and drinking Natty Up you've got bigger problems than your heart exploding...

Natty up claims the first victim.

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Natty up

Friday, April 28, 2006 > Trackback URL

Introducing the most disgusting product ever created... Natty Up.
Imagine the heinousness of Natural Light mixed with caffeine. Dream no more friends, you can pick this up at your local booze warehouse.

If you're wondering what this lovely beverage tastes like I'll clue you in... Pure hate.

Anonymous : I thought there was no brew that was too heinous for you, Digital. Are you not the one that scoffs at microbrews and bluemoons?

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Astrovan Burns The House Down

Thursday, April 27, 2006 > Trackback URL

Wanna get hammered on Cinco de Mayo? I thought so...
Head over to Jeff's on Salisbury Street in Worcester and listen to the ~~smooth~~ musical stylings of Astrovan. The band could use your help, they burnt down one of their venues (Rusty's house) and now have to rock out local bars and clubs.

If the guys in the band don't steal this banner they are a bunch of pusses. I expect that plastic to be over a beruit table minutes after the show ends.

Traci : Only one problem: they no longer have a basement in which to play beruit.

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Fight back if attacked.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 > Trackback URL

After doing some futher investigation there are actually some signs on Flagstaff Mountain since getting pummeled by a mountain lion is pretty common up there. Apparently if you are being attacked you are supposed to fight back. I'd suggest doing some sort of jujitsu leg sweep. Mountain lions have four legs, that just means they have 4x the chance of falling down. If one is coming at you with its teeth, just punch it in the face. They hate that.

Uncle Bob: good, just read about the mountain lion attack on Daves blog
Uncle Bob: did the kid die?
Cousin Ry: no he didn't die
Uncle Bob: i still say you should carry a small pistol when you ride the trails like a 44 magnum Dirty Harry type weapon
Uncle Bob: Here kitty kitty then blow its fucking head off!

thanks to ryan for the photo

Anonymous : never bend over in front of a mountain lion... especially if it's in heat

Anonymous : ..wow. Those rangers have it all figured out.

-Austin

Anonymous : so if i wave my arms around like a complete retard i won't get attacked huh? Good tip

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Mountain Lion repellant?

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Last week I drove up to Flagstaff Mountain, which is one of the low hills that is in Boulder to see what the front range mountains looked like. Here's a picture.

Little did I know that the place I was taking the picture from is where a 7 year old was attacked BY A MOUNTAIN LION the day after. Back east we don't exactly have anything dangerous in the woods, ya know, like LIONS. I think the biggest thing I used to worry about was deer ticks, and with a good repellant you can pretty much avoid them.

Do they even make a lion repellant? I think they call it a 12 gauge.

Read up on the great lion strike of 2006.

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More remodeling tips from Rusty.

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Potpourri is so last year. The new trend in home improvement and decoration is letting a fire destroy your attic so it comes crashing down through your ceiling onto your entertainment center.

Thankfully the scented candles on top of the tv survived the event. Phew. Unfortunately, the television, dvr, xbox, dvd player and other misc electronic items were destroyed by a fire hose.

Traci : So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong...no firey ceiling falling down from above to rain ash upon all of my worldy possessions. Thanks for the tip.

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You can't teach an old blog new tricks...

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As most of you are aware, I'm a huge geek. This isn't any news for most of you. Sooo, in keeping with the constant improvements I'm performing to MMP this one is a biggie...

Introducing MMPreview
You'll now be able to maximize all the images I post here to one convenient and slick looking image viewer that automatically loads in your current browser window. Go ahead, test it out. Now you can simply click through the current images in MMP without having to read by witty and insightful text.

While you've got the images maximized in the new viwer there are some keyboard shortcuts you should be clued into.

Pressing X will close the image viewer.
Pressing N will advance to the full size MMP image.
Pressing P will show you the previous post's image.

So, without further adieu go right ahead and click on the pic of the moon and mountains so you can see what I mean.

photo: david amirault | location: copper

Anonymous : Great photo! (Don't you have spell-check for MMP? Unfortunately, I can't use my red pencil on the screen.) Love, T-Unit

Anonymous : friggen took you long enough to release this on the site. when do i get to start using it? - amanda

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Punch an old lady in the face.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 > Trackback URL

This old woman goes right ahead and applies some chin music to this other old broad's face with some extreme prejudice. Stunned and amazed, the victim of the strike grabs her face and simply stares off into the distance with pure amazement, still flabbergasted that she'd just been struck in the grille.

If you like old lady's being punched in the face, this video is for you.

Special thanks to Chris Vaughn for providing me with this outstanding chuck of video.

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Rusty did some remodeling...

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I like the look that Rusty is going for in the living room. Real rustic, some good earth tones. I see he put some speed-holes in the walls. That should help keep the place cool for the summer. Burning down the wall and ceiling was a great idea, it really opens up the room. Not too sure about the whole look he's going for with the rubble on the ground however the 2 by 4's on the couch really pull the room together.

Stay tuned to MMP for more breathtaking remodeling tips from Rusty.

Anonymous : i personally enjoy the scented candle assortment

Anonymous : ok so what the hell exactly happened? please tell me rusty didn't pass out smoking a butt or something.

-amanda

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Alcoholic Watermelon

Monday, April 24, 2006 > Trackback URL

Summer is almost here, these are the ingredients for an alcoholic watermelon.

Anonymous : i don't see any booze there assclown

Anonymous : You dont have the most important ingredient! Alcohol!

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Cork 7 tooth plant.

Saturday, April 22, 2006 > Trackback URL

Brian Gallant goes right on and perfects his latest trick. A cork seven tooth extractor. It is a sick trick where you leave a keepsake (tooth) in the landing of the jump.

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Freeskier preppie Day

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Monday is the official 2006 Freeskier office preppie day. This means that we're coming into work decked out as prep as it gets. I figured I would get a head start on the competition by blowing the roof off with the Nantucket red shirt, popped collar, haggard tie, blazer, framed glasses and spiked hair.

Other staffers plan on bringing in regatta medals, band camp awards, sailing certificates, boat shoes (Sperry topsiders), endless amounts of Ralph Lauren and other parafanalia.

Winner gets free drinks at the bar. Let the games begin, hi-ooooooooooh.

Anonymous : uh Dave...ive seen u wear practically that same thing on an "average" day..more like "lets dress up like Dave" day at work?

Anonymous : Congratulations, you look like about 5000 Assumption/Holy Cross/PC kids on an average day.

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Happy Birthday, Cait.

Friday, April 21, 2006 > Trackback URL

Everybody wish Caitlin a happy birthday. She's celebrating her 19th year of existance today with a box of wine. Clearly, she's happier than a pig in shit.

Anonymous : happy birthday Cait from all of us at residence CHU1

Anonymous : happy birthday Cait from all of us at residence CHU1

Anonymous : aww thanks a bunch CHU1. hope all is well and your dvds are still in alphabetical order

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Disco Stu.

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This was the signage that was greeting me on the way to empty my bladder. This guy clearly needs some sort of haircut.

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4:20 In Boulder

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4:20 here in Boulder, nobody is afraid to smoke anywhere. It is almost like everyone got a free pass to spark up wherever the hell the want. I was at a rooftop bar having some post work beers with some friends and people were smoking joints everywhere.

This kind of shit doesn't fly in the east coast. If you just started smoking weed in a bar you'd be wearing handcuffs in a matter of minutes.

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Rusty's House Almost Burnt Down

Thursday, April 20, 2006 > Trackback URL

Here's the update. Rusty's house almost burnt to the ground last night. Everyone is fine. No they're not living there anymore. More details and pictures to come.

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Boozin via webcam.

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Most skeezers use webcams to chat with slutty chicks, Joe and I use it to drink beers. So get yourself a webcam and join the party.

Don't get me wrong, if any slutty chicks want to party on webcam feel free to drop me an IM. Ha.

Anonymous : You guys JUSt discovered iChat to drink with friends and loved ones?!

iChat - online keggers for alchoholics with a skiing problem since 2001.

- Austin

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Matt Harvey vs. Breckenridge

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 > Trackback URL

Matt Harvey: 1
Breckenridge: 0

Matt, Charlotte and I headed over to Breckenridge on Easter Sunday to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. Matt was so jazzed that he decided to drop a switch 180 over that cornice behind him.

I'm sure the Jeez would be proud.

Anonymous : cute!

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So true.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 > Trackback URL

We really should be saving the whales... They need our help. Seriously, the hunting would be so easy. Think about it, you see fat chicks all the time and you never see whales! So if we hunt fat chicks into extinction the world would be a much more attractive place.

Anonymous : hahahahahahahahah

when are you coming home digi?

-amanda

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Reality Check

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You know, sometimes you just need a reality check. This poster / image does just that. So, the next time you experience a personal victory, sexual triumph or moment of greatness just remember that it is in no way as awesome as this picture.

C'mon, Hans Solo as a front-man , Luke Skywalker slaying the guitar, Darth Vader throwing the longhorns with a bass guitar around his neck and Chewbacca hitting the skins... Dare I say it, greatest band ever. They wouldn't even have to play a single note, just come out on stage in some sort of fog / haze and do this pose. They would rock your fucking socks off.

Anonymous : i think that only works for wicked big dorks ;o)

Anonymous : i think that only works for wicked big dorks ;o)

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Slaying Copper.

Monday, April 17, 2006 > Trackback URL

Another Dave related park photo, yay me. Sucks that Copper closed this past weekend, they have around 3-4 feet of snow on most trails and the woods are jam packed with snow. I'll be headed to Loveland this weekend for the Vert Alert competition to throw down some stupid stuff. Hopefully I'll get some good pics and video of me crashing.

Stay tuned.

photo: ryan amirault

Ryan Amirault : DAMN Son! That Ryan Amirault guy takes some good photos!

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Easter Sunday, at 13,000 feet.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 > Trackback URL

I spent my Easter Sunday at Breckenridge. It was sunny and 65 degrees. It would have been a perfect day in Aspen or at Copper, however I decided to go to Breckenridge.

With the exception of the Imperial bowl, Breckenridge is flat. It is actually kind of annoying. The runs there don't give you a ton of vertical and the terrain is pretty much a snooz-fest. Sure, they have an insane terrain park, but when you don't want to ride park all day you're headed to the bowls.

The one thing they have going for them is the new Imperial Express, it is a high speed quad that is the highest chairlift in North America. It takes you to something insane like 12,800+ feet and then you can hike up to the 13,000 foot true summit. That is where this pic comes from.

If you're wondering where I skied down, take a look left. Right off that cornice into the bowl. Nice.

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The Easter Bunny Hates You

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Happy easter, kids. I'll be spending my Easter at Breckenridge, skiing in 55 degree temperatures under clear Colorado skies.

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Steezin It.

Friday, April 14, 2006 > Trackback URL

Caitlin says that MMP needs less skiing and more shenanigans. I agree, but this is a good pic so it is going online. Here I am, at Copper yesterday afternoon practicing for the Loveland Vert-Alert. Now I've just got to get the grab more truck-driver-ish and I'll be good to go. Truck drivers are played out, however it is going to score high.

photographer: ryan amirault

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How to be skechy at a bar, volume #23894

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In an attempt to better inform the community, MMP will now tell you how to get two chicks to start touching up on eachother at the bar.

Step One : Booze.
Step Two : More booze.
Step Three : Strategically arrange for a shortage of chairs.
Step Four : Tell two girls they can share a chair because they're so skinny. Girls like it when you call them skinny.
Step Five : They will eventually start to sit on eachother's lap. This is when step six becomes very important.
Step Six : Shots. Shots and more shots.
Step Seven : Start acting like a total skeezeball and tell them that every girl you know has made out with another girl at a bar while drunk.
Step Eight : Rally other guys at the table to back up your story and convince the girls that it is 100% true.
Step Nine : Sit back, watch the show.
Step Ten : Blog it.

Anonymous : Step 1 : Find a girl that got some massive knockers! Sorry but the girl in the pick is lacking on the cup size. You live in the mountains i would hope you could find some in a bar too.

Sincerely, Some skeezeball who loves tits

Anonymous : Hhahhah,.. Dig it's good to see you haven't lost your touch. That reminds me of the night we were up in portland,.. you were hitting on someone's mother... hahha. Good times man. Oh yeah, walsh says he thought you were done with your blog

- Bobbo

Anonymous : blog it because its such a rare occurrance for you to be around hot girls you need to tell everyone about it...gay

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Loads of car bombs

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Happy 25th birthday Matt Harvey! Time to celebrate, who wants to drink 8 car bombs?

What a crazy day it was. I went into work early, left around lunchtime for a meeting at Copper. Got to get in a couple runs in the amazing weather. Then hung out with my Uncle Bob and Ryan in the village. Drove down to Denver for the best meal I've had in 3 months. Then back to Boulder for Matt Harvey's birthday. I'm wiped. Time for bed.

Looks like a random Gin and Tonic made its way onto the tray. Niiiice.

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Cait's Home.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 > Trackback URL

Cait's home for Easter break. She probably didn't give dad a hug, but Leroy gets a big kiss. Everyone loves that damn cat. Yeah, sure, he is more like a dog but seriously I think Caitlin is almost ready to walk him around the neighborhood on a leash like a Maltese.

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A Little Homesick

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 > Trackback URL

Ok, this whole working 12-15 hours a day is getting a bit old right now. It is 12:31 AM and I just finished up sending e-mails to various people about web editorial, ad campaigns, newsletter information, general thank yous for images and other crap. Sunday River just plowed all the snow from White Heat down to the base and is having the east's first invite only superpark event and I'm not there. Wack. At least I've been working with the mountain to get exclusive photos, news updates and video from the event.

Easter is this weekend and I'm not going to be home. Yeah, not a huge deal. I missed Easter last year for the VTO, but at least I saw my family the next day. This year I'll be spending Easter alone, probably skiing somewhere in Colorado. While that is all well and good, it isn't how I'd prefer to spend the holiday. Flying home didn't make any sense, tickets were outrageously expensive.

I guess I'm going to head to bed. I had some good pictures on my camera from Copper this past weekend, but my SLR is in the car and I don't feel like going outside to get it. So you'll have to stay tuned for those picures.

I've got to get off the keyboard and get out more in Boulder. The city is great, it would just be 100x better if I had my best friends here.

I hope you're enjoying the new mmp header. I've done studies, 65% of the time people like it every time.

Anonymous : yeah, must be tough working at the mag. I feel sorry for you. no chocolate bunnies or easter eggs for you. i guess you'll have to hide your own easter basket under your own bed. hahah, just kidding!

better yet, get yerself a bottle and get after it!!!

best of all: go skiing. it will be better than at sunday river. trust me. i know.

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Copper sunsation

Saturday, April 08, 2006 > Trackback URL

Kickin it at copper. Sunsation 2006.

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Take matters into your own hands...

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Ok, I just read my last post, got in my car, drove to the booze-store and got myself a 12 pack of Sammy Light. Time to start up this one man party.

Time to get after it. Damn, check out that insane goggle tan I have.

Gina : Drinking alone is bad news dude. At least call a 900 number. ;) :p

I like the picture you have in your header now. You looked like a girl in the other one.

If you get bored write me a drunk guest post about being a New Englander relocated to CO.

Anonymous : there's no excuse for drinking light beer.... but you're not drinking alone if you've got a mirror... right?

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My lame Friday nights.

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This sucks...
My Friday nights have now become boring and uneventful. Yeah, living out here has some drawbacks, namely that my friends are 2000 miles away having a good time without me. See, usually I'd be in the car on a Friday night. Either driving to my place in Maine, hanging in Worcester with Rusty or in Boston. Out here, it is a different story. I don't have the boozbag, crazy-ass friends that I had back east. So that means that my weekends pretty much consist of skiing and going to bed early... Pathetic.

So, what did I do tonight... I went to CU Boulder to their rail jam to cover it for the magazine. Super lame. I worked on a Friday night. What is even worse, is that my photos came out like a steaming pile of dog shit.

Ugh, to top it all off, my knee is a fucking mess and kills. Yeah, I'm going to ski on it this weekend. Why, because I'm in Colorado, Copper just got 10+ inches of snow and it is going to be sunny all weekend. Nothing a little advil and MD 20/20 can't fix, right. I know I'm going to need surgery on it at some point in the near future, so what the hell?

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What do Andrew and Leroy have in common?

Thursday, April 06, 2006 > Trackback URL

You may be wondering, what do Andrew and Leroy have in common? Well, according to Andrew they both love a good box.

Anonymous : what a horrible usage of such an amazing cat.

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Windows on the MacBookPro

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 > Trackback URL

Installing Windows XP Professional SP2 to my brand new MacBookPro. This is going to be the most ultimate computer ever. Windows and OSX on one amazing piece of hardware. No need to ever have two computers when you have one of these. Damn son.

For those of you that don't have a clue as to what I am talking about, let me break it down for you. The new Apple MacBookPro laptops have Intel processors. Because of this and some clever programming on Apple's behalf, you can now dual boot the computer with Windows and OSX. This means that when you turn the computer on you can either run it as a Windows laptop or one running OSX from Apple. Do the math, one laptop, two operating systems. No need to carry around a crappy ass dell notebook and a sweet powerbook.

No wonder Apple stock went up almost 8% yesterday.

Anonymous : SPN, OSX?? No clue what the hell that is but have fun with that.

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Anonymous : Why would you dirty a mac with something like windows? Just not cool, man.

-Kate, an Apple fan.

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Mad Dog 20/20

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 > Trackback URL

Homeless people are really onto something here folks. This is Mad Dog 20/20, it costs $2.75. It gets you royally fucked up. Think about it next time you're in your local booz store reaching for that $9 dollar six pack of faggy ass micro-brews.

Dollar for dollar, there really isn't any better way to get after it than with the MD 20/20.

Ryan Amirault : You're a TARD, you live in Boulder home of the most microbrews in a 50 square mile radius! Treat yourself right and buck up and shut up...hah.

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Wow, that's a big cliff.

Monday, April 03, 2006 > Trackback URL

Please note that I'm at the bottom of that cliff in the white two piece suit having a conversation with the guy to the right. But how did I get to the bottom? Skiing around it, no, that would be too pussy.

Yeah, hucked it. Camera angle sucks, it makes it look pretty puss. Whatever, I don't see you hucking anything. Ha.

Anonymous : Hah,. we hit that trail when we were there. The best part is the slope on the other side... if you get enough speed you can hit the chairlift,..

Anonymous : Hah,. we hit that run when we were there. The best part is the upslope after yo hit the cliff,.. if you hit it fast enough you can hit the chairlift..

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Well endowed player, seeks dirty ho to sip Cristal.

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Easily one of the funniest crank calls ever made by a human being.

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Takeoff.

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Throwing it down on some 2007 skis from High Society in the Vail backcountry. Went from the truck driver grab, I guess the person manning the camera didn't catch it in time. Ohh well.

Nothing like throwing it down on a pair of demo skis. Hey, if you're gonna test em' out, you might as well ride em' like you stole them.

Anonymous : dave..dont lie. That looks like a "backslapper air" if ive ever seen one hahaha

im picturing it more like this..

dave takes off..and slowly falls back, landing a text-book slobberknocker directly to his spine

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Vail Backcountry

Sunday, April 02, 2006 > Trackback URL

So, we stepped it up a notch today at the 2007 Freeskier Ski Test. After 20-30 minutes of hiking we arrived at East Vail. Completely out of bounds. We had 8 inches of new snow today and bluebird sky. It doesn't get much better than this guys.

Anonymous : Thanks for good article. Hope to see more soon.

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All good things must come to an end...

Saturday, April 01, 2006 > Trackback URL

Well folks, I've been doing some thinking since I got to Colorado about MMP. I started it up as a place to dump my cameraphone images and then it pretty much spiraled out of control from there. MMP's been going for almost 3 years now, and, well, I just don't have time for it anymore. I've got the perfect job here, I'm travelling my ass off and I just don't have time to create the same calibur of content that you guys are used to.... So, it brings me great sadness to say that this is the last post to Mischief, Mayhem and Pornography. It has been an amazing ride. We've all had a ton of laughs, hell I've had a blast keeping you guys entertained. I apologize if this screws you up in any which way, I'm sure you will find some other blog to check at work which will fill the 5 minute void in your day.

If you want to keep tabs on me, you can check out what I'm doing over at freeskier.com.

Thanks for being there for the past 3 years.

-Dave

April fools, fuckers.

Anonymous : you are a shithead

adszafran : cockbag

Anonymous : cockbag! not only are you skiing in Vail today, but now you're be gay too...

no worries... if your MMP cronies need a place to go hang out, they can check out 8winnroad.com

Anonymous : Yeah, I *MIGHT* buy that on APRIL FIRST.......

Chris : good one.

my sister called me up in a panic yesterday afternoon because WBRU was playing Celine Dion and Milli Vanilli. i knew what was going on right away.

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