How to be skechy at a bar, volume #23894

In an attempt to better inform the community, MMP will now tell you how to get two chicks to start touching up on eachother at the bar.

Step One : Booze.
Step Two : More booze.
Step Three : Strategically arrange for a shortage of chairs.
Step Four : Tell two girls they can share a chair because they're so skinny. Girls like it when you call them skinny.
Step Five : They will eventually start to sit on eachother's lap. This is when step six becomes very important.
Step Six : Shots. Shots and more shots.
Step Seven : Start acting like a total skeezeball and tell them that every girl you know has made out with another girl at a bar while drunk.
Step Eight : Rally other guys at the table to back up your story and convince the girls that it is 100% true.
Step Nine : Sit back, watch the show.
Step Ten : Blog it.



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4:21 PM

Step 1 : Find a girl that got some massive knockers! Sorry but the girl in the pick is lacking on the cup size. You live in the mountains i would hope you could find some in a bar too.

Sincerely, Some skeezeball who loves tits    



4:46 PM

Hhahhah,.. Dig it's good to see you haven't lost your touch. That reminds me of the night we were up in portland,.. you were hitting on someone's mother... hahha. Good times man. Oh yeah, walsh says he thought you were done with your blog

- Bobbo    



11:06 AM

blog it because its such a rare occurrance for you to be around hot girls you need to tell everyone about it...gay    



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