So it was Friday night, I wasn't skiing Saturday and Rusty, Charlie, Steve and the Duke were going to be around. This spells bad news. We immediately got over 100 wings and a keg and started to do a power hour at Shenanigans. Well, it wasn't really a power hour, it was more like a power 76 minutes. Yeah, we're that hardcore.


[Steve and Rusty start laughing their ass off when one of them farts.]


[Charlie went to the shitter during a power hour, so while he was gone we just started lining up the shots for when he came back.]


[Rusty goes to town during a power hour.]


[Rusty poses in front of my puke. Let me explain this one, I had 20+ wings and couldn't hold any booz in so I pulled the trigger, ha.]


[Charlie, great pic.]


[Charlie wonders where his beer has gone, note the empty wings container.]

Tucks has lift serviced skiing and riding now, sweet. Ha.

Tuckerman Ravine Announces Lift Serviced Skiing
Friday, April 29, 2005

PINKHAM NOTCH, NH (April 29, 2005) --Pinkham Notch & the United States Forest Service are proud to announce the installation of a surface lift to the Tuckerman Ravine area for the tail end of the 2005 ski season. The new surface lift will wisk skiers 800 vertical feet from the "lunch rocks" area of the ravine to just slightly below the "waterfall" area in under 4 minutes.

Lift tickets for the new Tuckerman Ravine surface lift are available at the Pinkham Notch Visitors Center located on Route 16 in Pinkham Notch, NH. Lift hours are 9AM-4PM Monday - Friday and 8AM - 4PM weekends and holiday. Ticket prices are $24 weekday and $28 on weekends and holiday.

Enjoy these drunken shots of Andrew Walsh at the bar.


Caption : Nice sweater, ass.



Caption : Nice to see you too, Fonzi.

Ok everyone...
Chances are, if you're a friend of mine you've asked me at some point to fix your busted ass computer. Well, I just don't have time to rush out to your apartment / parents house / dorm room to do this anymore. That is why I am introducing you to a new service called MyWebExPC. This is from the folks at WebEX, the industry leader in remote support and meeting services.

All you have to do is visit www.mywebexpc.com and sign up for their services with your e-mail address and complete the very simple registration and setup process. Then if you ever have a problem with your computer you can grant me access so I can remotely control it from my laptop, desk, pdaphone or wherever I may be. If you're worried that I will be able to access your computer whenever I want you can calm down because it has all sorts of approval and security shit so you can approve my connection if you are sitting at your desk.

Best of all, it is 100% completely free and it lets me diagnose the problems with your computer from the comfort of my couch. So if you're going to bother me with technical support questions the least you could do is sign up for MyWebExPC and make it easy for me.

Ohh yeah, one more cool thing. If you sign up for MyWebExPC you can get access to your computer from any other computer in the world. That means you could be at your friends house a million miles away from your computer and still log in as long as they have a high speed net account. Sa-weeeeet.

For those of you feeling literate you can read the .pdf document on all of this.

Walt Mossberg says so...

Overall, Tiger is the best and most advanced personal computer operating system on the market, despite a few drawbacks. It leaves Windows XP in the dust.

Usually this time of the year I get my ass kicked by allergy season. Most people get runny noses, occasionally sneeze and have mild discomfort. Those people are pussies, I get ear/nose/throat infections because my allergies get so bad! It usually sidelines me for 1-3 weeks depending on how bad the season is going. This year has been particularly awful.

So I went to the doctor today and he gave me 4 new prescriptions on top of my existing allergy medication refills. Wow, this is going to be an exciting week of medicine head and groggyness. Whoah, check out the slip on the right, I'm on steroids too! Fantastic!

Singulair, Zyrtec, Flonase, Ocuhist, Albuterol Inhaler and some Prednisone. Take that allergies!

Ok everyone, you all know that I love my MAC, it doesn't ever fuck up, it never gets a virus, it has no fucking clue was spyware is and it just runs day in and day out. The one problem is that I'm forced to work on a Windows machine for almost the entire day and usually by 9:15 in the morning I am missing my mac. Well, here's one way to make your PC suck just a little bit less. Install TopDesk!

For those of you that have ever used OSX you know of a cool feature called Expose. You simply move your mouse to a corner of the screen and Expose goes to work and resizes and shows you every open window you have on your computer. This used to be a feature reserved for OSX but now thanks to Otaku software (yeah, sounds real American) you can download TopDesk and have this kickass feature on your pc compy.

Here are a few images on how this bad larry works. It is pretty slick, not quite as good as the way that Apple does it, but then again nobody is as good as Apple.

Download TopDesk for free & get more information.

This past weekend I was introduced to some of the funniest shit on the internet. These are the GI Joe public service announcements that ended each episode, however there is a small twist on them. These ones have been re-dubbed.

"Nice catch blanco nino, too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked."

[courtesey of heavy.com]

Sorry for the lack of posts today, my allergies have been acting up, I'm getting an ear infection and I had a BoSox game to go to that I completely forgot about.

So, in other words... Go fuck yourself.

Thanks for visiting!

Here's Chris Porter, showing us how to be a rockstar.
Chris is in the Laura Glyda Band along with Joe Sullivan (Aloha Joe), Laura Glyda and Dave Traver. These guys had a show at Providence College today for their big Earth Day / Weekend celebration. It was quite interesting, there were these hippie - earthy - crunchy granola chicks that were making organic recycled paper. Seriously, these chicks knew how to party. While the LGB was up rocking their fucking socks off on stage these Stevie Nicks hippie dressing granola freaks were seriously eating granola and making paper. Wow, they sure do know how to party.

If this was Assumption and the LGB was rocking out the Spring weekend people would be hammered off of their asses, rocking out to the music and buying copious amounts of LGB merchandise. What is wrong with the kids at PC?! It is totally cool and all to care for the Earth, just get your freakin priorities straight. When you've got a quality rock band on stage playing their tits off you don't pull a table up to the front and start making paper.

Jesus.

Look at the last line of that conversation...
Ok, so Traci and I got into a heated random instant message conversation. Hope you all enjoy.

Oh shit, I forgot about Earth day.
I would suggest that everyone get up off their asses, put down the tivo remote and venture into the great outdoors... You know, actually go outside.

While you're outside I would suggest doing someting to celebrate Earth Day, like club a baby seal to death and then smoke down a marb-light like this guy!




Here's to you Earth Day, sorry about forgetting all about you. With all the planning I've been doing for Arbor Day it must have slipped my mind.

And as a public service, here are some other holidays that you may forget about!

• Flag day.
• Arbor day.
• Secretary's day.
• Grandparent's day.
• Kwanzaa.
• Yom kippour.

Hangovers suck, thats why you order 4AM pizza, slam dowm a red bull, drink 11 glasses of water, wet your pants, change your shorts, slam down advil like they are skittles and pass out on someones lawn.

I'm tellin ya', you wake up like champ when the cops start poking you with a knightstick.

I'll have a few good pictures from last night. Post em' up later on.

Mike always has the most interesting alcohol induced away messages. I really don't know what he was going for with this one, I guess he was really trashed and wanted some crackers.

Mike, care to comment on this one? Was last night just filled with an insane amount of mind altering narcotics or something?

Great away message tom...

Well, today is my sisters birthday. Happy 18th Caitlin, and for those of you celebrating her non-jail-bait-ness can just go to hell, go to hell and die.

So, in keeping with the last minute tradition of gift giving I am going to need some help picking out some gifts for her birthday. Here are some of the ideas that were going through my head this morning when I realized that I must gift her with something...

Idea #1: A smoking monkey.
While the idea of having a pet that smokes down cigarettes is a fantastic idea, I think that the smoking monkey, let's call him Furious George, would ultimately kill Leroy. Since Leroy has some sort of seniority in the pet heirarchy of the Amirault roost I am going to say that Furious George is a long shot at this point.

Who am I kidding, I just wanted a picture of a smoking money in the blog.

Advantages: Can train monkey to do your unholy bidding.
Disadvantages: Monkey will die of lung cancer, will kill leroy, may throw feces at you.

Idea #2: Pope JP Ornaments.
Man, these would begreat. Imagine this set of three JP ornaments. The creepiest thing ever is the first pope ornament on the left. Look at the little girl that the pope is holding, she looks terrified!

Advantages: A bargain at $13.99! Won't kill Leroy.
Disadvantages: No kung fu grip, not poseable.

Idea #3: A wheel of cheese.
I wonder how you wrap a gift like this? While this gift doesn't serve any function like the other gifts it would be hilarious to unwrap and see the look on her face. It would be a pretty lame gift unless I sprinkled some cash on it. Then again, she could roll it around like a spare tire and that would be hilarious. Roll it down a big flight of stairs and watch it explode on something.

Advantage: I'd laugh my ass off giving someone a wheel of cheese.
Disadvantage: The gift sucks.

Idea #4: The Jesus Toothbrush
Caitlin loves unusual gifts and this is just about as unusual and Asian as it gets. Imagine a Jesus toothbrush, man that is money. It even comes with this hella cool plastic glass/container thing that you can drink liquids out of. Knowing Caitlin this would turn into her "crunk cup" for college and she'd drink cheap vodka out of it for her entire freshman year.

Advantage: This gift is so Asian it hurts.
Disadvantage: Cait already has a toothbrush, it is a Sonicare and it costs a fortune.

Well, I'm not really sure what else to get her. Any ideas will be greatly appreciated.
Post some comments you whores.

Random thought...
MMP is the nastiest form of entertainment around. Seriously, I update more frequently than MSNBC or CNN.com. Maybe I should get a chopper, all the major news sources have some sort of rapid transport!. I highly doubt that a hooked up Ford Focus counts as "rapid transport".

You guys need to buy more shirts from the online store so I can afford the MMP Chopper. I promice plenty of birds-eye boob shots. Seriously, think of the potential MMP could have if I was whizzing around in this bad larry.

1. I could get to parties 100x faster and take more pics for you.
2. You can't get a DUI in a chopper. What cop can pull a chopper over?
3. Friends can get chopper rides.
4. If I had a good enough zoom lens I could get a million boob shots from thousands of feet up.
5. Ladies, mile high club!
6. I could throw change out of the copter from 10,000 feet and blog it.
7. I could put the sickest rims on it.
   

I'm gonna start a referral program so I can afford this thing. If you refer one person to the MMP Online store and they buy something I will mail you a check for $10* (US Dollars). How's that sound?! Yeah, pretty money, eh?! So get on those referrals...

Here is a brief artist rendering...

So last weekend, Charlie, Rusty and I got a little hungry so we decided to cook up some meat. 10+ pounds of meat to be exact. We got some steak tips, chicken, sausage and steaks. It was a dizzying amount of meat. Here's a pic of smokehouse chuck , having himself a corona and doing what he does best... Grillin'.

Just in case you didn't know...

Ohh yeah, I forgot to tell all of you who I meet at Fenway last week ;-) So here's Tom Caron from NESN, saw him on Yawkey way last week and just had to get a pic. Unfortunately I couldn't find anyone to hold the new mega digi cam to take a pic of the two of us, no worries. I'll get one this season. I'm going to enough games, I'm bound to run into him again.

Cool guy, real nice. Not an ass like some other people on tv.

Two more days until my car comes back looking like this! Same wheels, same bumpers, same underbody spoilers. Can't freakin wait. Getting into that accident was the best thing that could have happened. Ha.

1. I didn't get hurt.
2. My car is coming back pimped the hell out.

I don't know why the insurance company didn't believe me when I said that my turbo was damaged in the accident, or my priceless collection of art... Not to mention my stereo that was stolen wile it was in storage. Ohh wait, I know why they didn't cover all of that. I made it up and they saw right through it.

And for those of you that have that "shut up it is only a crappy ford focus" mentality. Get bent. The car looks hot. Where can you get a car for $9,700 that is going to look that good. Last time I checked the Chevy Aveo rang up around that price and totally looks homotacular. All my car needed was some rims, tint, lights and an accident to make it this hot.

Lesson to all of you : Crash your car and get it pimped.

Here is a pic just to show you what the focus is going to look like when I get it back this Friday. New bumper, new ground fx package, replacement 17" wheels and low profile tires, clear euro side marker indicators and a whole bunch more. I can't wait to get my car back! It is gonna be so pimp.

Man, I've been productive recently.
Last night I updated the MMP Online Store with yet another classic design for you guys. This ones comes from the political line of t's. Introducing the all new "Last time we listened to a talking bush we wandered the desert for 40 years" shirt.

Starting at just $13.99 at the MMP Online Store.



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Here is the larger graphic view of what is on the shirt.


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I'm not even sure why I'm bothering to tell you guys when new products hit the store. It isn't like you're going to head over and buy anything.

[Insert Random Rant]
I'm sitting here at Panera waiting for my sister to show up and I just noticed something completely insane. Every single old bastard that comes in here attacks the free sample of bread. They don't just take a sample and walk to the line to order, they sit there, have a freakin conversation with the 3-5 other old people standing there and continue to devour whatever remains of the free pumpernickel or whatever sample of the day they have. Then they get to the checkout and bitch that there isn't any sort of senior discount available to them. Wow, I hope I never get old.

Props to Caitlin for the shirt idea. Thanks!

Ok, sometimes it is fun being the IT guy here at the office.
Since it is after tax season and the server system has been ridden hard for around 3 months straight I haven't had time to really go in there and perform any regularly scheduled maintinance, full system images & backups, etc. Since nobody is really in the office this week I decided to do it all during the day since the workload is so light. So I did the responsible thing and sent out a global e-mail to all users and here's what I got in return from Joe.

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Allrightie everyone, yesterday was the highest hit day MMP has ever seen. While I'm not going to give out specific statistics I am going to drop a little graph-like knowledge on you so you can see our 30 day trend averages.

Yesterday, both MMP and the MMP Online Store had their busiest days ever. I'd just like to say thanks to everyone that comes back time after time to read about the non stop nonsense that goes on in my life. Hopefully you find this entertaining, and according to my metrics system you are...

And since excel spreadsheets are no fun I figured why not show some pretty pictures! Here is the 30 day trend for MMP, as you can see things are steadily creeping up.


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But now for the amazing stuff. Here's the 30 day trend for the online store. You can obviously see when google and yahoo spidered the site because the traffic went through the damn roof. I know it isn't from you guys because nobody that checks the blog on a regular basis is buying shit from me. That's right, I know when you guys click from the blog to the store you freakin deadbeats. BUY SOMETHING ALREADY!


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Thanks again to everyone that comes back day after day to MMP. And if you're a stranger to the MMP online store, head over and buy something already. If I've been supplying you with non stop blogertainment for the past two years you at least owe it to me to drop $13.99 on something politically incorrect!

Everybody loves a little T&A, especially Herberger. These pics came from an awesome party at Checci's house on Saturday night. Had some awesome company, amazing hospitality and a crapload of beers. Stayed up until 4 am boozin.

From left to right, Melissa Checci*, John Herberger, Jen Parent*


* Denotes owner of ass.

Additional T&A photographs from Checci's party.

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Check out Spamusement. The site makes these funny little cartoons based upon actual spam e-mail subject lines. It is hilarious.

Check out Spamusement.

Subject: Amazing new pleasure for men

There are some new products in the MMP online store for you guys to spend some of your tax refund money on. Check them out! Only $13.99! Help support MMP by buying some of our kickass clothing.


[Britney is a total MILF]



[Britney, I'm the Daddy]

For some reason I started saying the pledge of allegiance when I saw this gorgeous sight... It brought a tear to my eye.

Found: Unintentional Star Wars coloring book porno.

Ha ha ha , imagine the kid that is coloring inbetween the lines on this one and figures out what is going on. Keep your pimp hand strong, Darth! Leia, youz a ho'!


[courtesy of boingboing.net]

Wow, this has got to be one of the coolest / geekiest / most original things I have seen. Thanks got Guarine for sending this link to me over the im'er. Trust me, it is worth the download.

Acapella Nintendo (9.0mb, WMV)

How great would it have been if he decided to climb into the stands and punch the guy. Ohh how fantastic would that have been. He would have been suspended, and then people would wonder about "roid rage"... Ohh man, it would have been the best three ring media circus ever.

Don't get me wrong, Chris House (The guy that swung at Sheff) is a freakin' grade A moron for taking a cheap shot but it would have been great to see him get laid out.

Moral of the story: You're both f*%king pricks.

So yesterday afternoon A-Rod saved a little boy from being hit by a car in Boston. Good work A-Rod, you actually did something for someone else. Too bad you probably looked like a fag doing it. I bet the whole thing was staged as some sort of massive PR campaign to make him actually look like a decent human being.

A-Rod To The Rescue
Yankees slugger saves boy from being hit by truck

Photo courtesey of gay.com
Alex Rodriguez, Flame On!

View other gay pics of A-Rod...
What A-Rod sleeps with every night.
A-Rod gets a facial.
A-Rod on vacation.
A-Rod kisses a dude.
A-Rod's new nike gear.

Thank god baseball season is back. I took Andrew to his first Sox vs. Yankees game ever last night for his 22nd birthday. A good time was had by all. It was free fleece blanket when you signed up for a MBNA credit card. Last night, Andrew and I collectively got 7 fleeces and two sox gym bags. Pretty freakin sweet. I can't believe they let me fill out a credit application and put my address as 123 Fake Street.

Now that is a good lookin group! What can I say, the Amirault DNA is good stuff to have.


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After the game, Andrew decided it was time to break out the harmonica and make some money begging for change. He didn't make a single cent, maybe he should take some harmonica lessons.


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Nice to see the "god hates fags" guy took the day off to give "jesus christ saves sinners" guy a chance at converting some sinners.


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Andrew poses with our bounty of BoSox fleece blankets.


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Sunset over the ballpark...

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