Random thought...
MMP is the nastiest form of entertainment around. Seriously, I update more frequently than MSNBC or CNN.com. Maybe I should get a chopper, all the major news sources have some sort of rapid transport!. I highly doubt that a hooked up Ford Focus counts as "rapid transport".

You guys need to buy more shirts from the online store so I can afford the MMP Chopper. I promice plenty of birds-eye boob shots. Seriously, think of the potential MMP could have if I was whizzing around in this bad larry.

1. I could get to parties 100x faster and take more pics for you.
2. You can't get a DUI in a chopper. What cop can pull a chopper over?
3. Friends can get chopper rides.
4. If I had a good enough zoom lens I could get a million boob shots from thousands of feet up.
5. Ladies, mile high club!
6. I could throw change out of the copter from 10,000 feet and blog it.
7. I could put the sickest rims on it.
   

I'm gonna start a referral program so I can afford this thing. If you refer one person to the MMP Online store and they buy something I will mail you a check for $10* (US Dollars). How's that sound?! Yeah, pretty money, eh?! So get on those referrals...

Here is a brief artist rendering...

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