I can't wait any longer.

Two more days until my car comes back looking like this! Same wheels, same bumpers, same underbody spoilers. Can't freakin wait. Getting into that accident was the best thing that could have happened. Ha.
  1. I didn't get hurt.
  2. My car is coming back pimped the hell out.
I don't know why the insurance company didn't believe me when I said that my turbo was damaged in the accident, or my priceless collection of art... Not to mention my stereo that was stolen wile it was in storage. Ohh wait, I know why they didn't cover all of that. I made it up and they saw right through it.

And for those of you that have that "shut up it is only a crappy ford focus" mentality. Get bent. The car looks hot. Where can you get a car for $9,700 that is going to look that good. Last time I checked the Chevy Aveo rang up around that price and totally looks homotacular. All my car needed was some rims, tint, lights and an accident to make it this hot.

Lesson to all of you : Crash your car and get it pimped.

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