Charlie
Wednesday, August 31, 2005 > Trackback URLCharlie, he always ruins the picture.
Head over to the apple store! Get yours now!
[Dave, we're on the right train this time... Right?]
Tracy likes balls. Marissa is not a vaginatarium.
Blank media: $0.02 mp3's: free. Dhl envelope: free dhl 2nd day: $15.00 Realizing your friend just dhl'd you a mix cd on the company account and your both probably going to get fired for it: PRICELESS
Big Ron just got a new ride, a brand new Porsche Boxster S. In his words...
"This is by far, the finest automobile I will ever own."
Stick says hello. What a tall, lanky, yankee loving a hole.
As some of you already know, we've renamed my mom. She's no longer Tricia, that name is old news... Way too suburban for her gangsta like mentality. So, her new street name is "T-Unit". It is starting to catch on, friends and family are starting to adopt the new nickname and it is now sweeping the office.
Since it is now catching on at work, I decided to program her telephone extension to read "T-Unit" so when she calls people in the office they see that across their screen instead of the old and boring "Tricia".
Just another instance of technology gone completely wrong in my hands...
Worst god damn place ever. So my brand new phone stops working this past weekend and i need to get it replaced. That means that i get to go to the wonderful customer help assholes at verizon. So i've been here for over an hour and i'm willing to bet that they will jerk me around. Thanks a lot. Way to sell me a shitty piece of hardware. They better fix it!
Ok, now we're at some old school custom boot maker in north conway where joey, jeff and jeff's dad are each buying $200 hiking boots. This place smells like a dead cow from all the leather and the boots look totally wack.
Jeff Slinn: price is wrong on the limmers
Jeff Slinn: 200??
Jeff Slinn: thats on boot
Jeff Slinn: 325 for the standard
Jeff Slinn: 610 for custom made 42 months later
Sleeping in a tent down near Pinkham Notch at the foot of Mount Washington. Let's review, I forgot my pillow, my air mattress won't blow up and it is raining at night. Hey, it could be worse... I could be sleeping in the "Jade Palace". For those that don't know, the Jade Palace is Jeff Slinn's 25+ year old tent that smells like he was both conceived and born in it. It smells so bad that if you burned it you would probably blow a hole in the ozone the size of Rhode Island.
Hiking Mount Washington tomorrow.
So i was watching spiderman with amanda and i managed to spot kirsten dunst's nips in one scene. Well you can bet your hat that i went and reversed and paused that with the tivo to see if my mind was playing tricks on me. Well it wasn't. Here's her nips.
Ever wonder what Batman would look like if he was magically transformed into a miniature horsie? I thought so! Well, imagine no more! Here he is, the dark knight himself, decked out to the 9's in his signature cowl!
Criminals, beware!
So I went to WalMart with Amanda to pick up some of my digital prints and we walked right past the toy section. You all know me, I can't walk past a toy section and not let the little kid inside me escape for a few minutes to play with every damn thing that isn't nailed down to the floor. Soooo I spotted some Batman masks and miniature horsies. I then decided it would be a fantastic idea and outrageous photo opportunity to put on one of the Batman masks and pretend that I was Batman in the wild west. Man, was it ever sweet! He's the bathorse. Kinda like the batmobile, but not black. Ohh yeah, and horsies don't shoot rockets out of their eye sockets... I think.
This guy either just robbed a Toys-R-Us or he's got the most kids of anyone on the planet.
Thanks to Angelli for shooting this pic on over to my phone while on his way home from teaching summerschool in Boston. Try not to get stabbed at work, Chris!
Beer and I, we go way back. We've been friends for a long time. Sometimes we have our diagreements, usually in the morning. But all in all, we get along like peas and carrots. So here's me, hanging out with my good buddy beer. We've been seeeing alot of eachother recently, mostly because I've been having a rough time with some things. But thats why beer is one of my best friends, he's always there for me! No matter what time of the day, morning, afternoon, nighttime, in church, at a funeral, etc.
Beer, you're the man! Look forward to chillin with you tomorrow night again. Just stop being such an asshole to me in the morning, aight!?!
BEND, Ore. - A state board voted to publicly reprimand a Central Linn High School teacher and football coach for licking the bleeding wounds of several student athletes.
The Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission Wednesday placed Scott Reed on two years' probation.
Details of the case and censure will go on the commission Web site and be sent to all Oregon school districts and to departments of education nationwide.
Reed must attend a class on the risks of blood-borne pathogens within the next two months and furnish the commission with written verification of his attendance.
Reed agreed to "stipulated facts" that included him licking blood from wounds on a track team member's knee, a football player's arm, and a high school student's hand.
It was not clear why he licked the wounds.
The Linn County Sheriff's Office investigated the case last year. No charges were filed. Sheriff Dave Burright called the behavior "bizarre" but not criminal, since the contact wasn't forced.
Two students who reported licking incidents and another who witnessed an incident said it seemed that Reed was "just joking around."
Reed, a science teacher, resigned this spring as a track coach but remains the school's dean of students and head football coach.
The state sanctions virtually duplicated those imposed by the school district
Check out the gulper's new resting spot, right on Smitty's deer. Now that's money.