Crowd reactions to Johnny Damon.

Ryan Smith
Dear Johnny,
Go fuck yourself, you bag of douche.

Regards,
Red Sox Nation

Mike Thomas:
I told you Damon was a serious faggot.

Nick Bernier: Let 'em have Damon, when he attempts to throw someone out at home and he can barely reach the pitcher's mound, they'll wonder where their 52 million went.

Matthew Murray: say it isn't so Johnny say it isn't so... Damon your no longer my Homeboy

Thompson Lewis: f-damon. I suppose if the Republican Party can Co-Opt God, then it's not that surprising the Evil Empire can take Jesus.

Ryan Clemens: I can't believe the Sox missed out on a chance to sign Damon for only 4 years when he was looking for 7 years at the start. However, if the Yanks were willing to give up $13M a year for him, when it seemed the next best offer was only $10M a year, so be it. He's definitely going to be missed for his defense, leadoff abilities, and popularity within Red Sox Nation.
I am just SHOCKED that he could just become a Yankee and already start saying "we" after being a member of the Red Sox for 4 years and knowing how much of a rivalry there is between the two teams. But seriously, WHO cares, the yanks still have to deal with the Curse of A-ROD!!!

Jessica Kazowski: My wishes for Christmas: World peace and a mysterious scalp disease for Johnny Damon.

Alyssa Sette:
Dear Johnny...
why did you sell your soul to the devil? you suck at life. you are a modern day Benedict Arnold. you should be ashamed of yourself.

fuck off,
Alyssa

Johnny demonstrates what position he will be in when Jeter and A-Rod are behind him. That's funny, I thought Johnny was a center fielder, not a catcher.

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5:39 PM

Q: What would Johnny Damon do?

A: Slap the cheek of Red Sox Nation with his girly arm.

Your membership is revoked, Johnny. Time to take down that massive poster in Kenmore Square and burn it.    



11:35 PM

Nothing like the inane comments of jilted lovers.

To bad the King of the Idiots gave up his throne to save himself from the sinking ship.    



2:26 PM

never liked him anyways    



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