As we all know, the longer your e-mail signature = the more important you are! Smitty seems to be one of the most important individuals on the planet, because this one is a doozer.

Ryan Smith
Sovereign Bank
Credit Operations
One Sovereign Way
East Providence, RI 02915
Direct Line: (401) 432-0896
Facsimile: (401) 432-2900
RSmith6@sovereignbank.com
"You stay Classy."

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