Catholic Church Denounces Johnny Damon
As you are well aware, Damon is now a Yankee.
Yes, we all know this blows. Surprisingly, the Catholic Church has severed all ties with Johnny and his likeness to the Jeez. They have begun a blitzkrieg marketing campaign using their church signs to get the message out that he is no longer affiliated with the Catholic Church!
Yes, we all know this blows. Surprisingly, the Catholic Church has severed all ties with Johnny and his likeness to the Jeez. They have begun a blitzkrieg marketing campaign using their church signs to get the message out that he is no longer affiliated with the Catholic Church!
can't be Jesus with that close, proper Yankee hair
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