Jen and Rusty find a road cone.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005  > Trackback URL
Friday night, Steve, Rusty, Jen, Tizzy, Blake and I went to Funky Murphy's to enjoy a few adult beverages. I was booted from the bar and walked back to Rusty's. Jen, Tizzy, Rusty, Blake and Steve came back about an hour later only to find my drunk ass passed out on the couch. So they found a road cone and Blake grabbed my smartphone and started blogging it for MMP.



Another fantastic shot of Jenny From The Block rocking her road cone.


And the road cone is strategically placed on my crotch... Thanks.


And now it makes its way onto my head...


And at this point, my drunk ass finally wakes up,.

Anonymous Anonymous : What am I, black?

I took those pictures you prick! =p

-Blake    

Blogger Dave Amirault : Sure, what the hey... Pick any moinority group and consider yourself a part of it!    

Anonymous Anonymous : Haha! That's better!

Now post some pictures of me, the blog needs some more "sexy factor."

-Blake (Hung like a Hamster)    

Anonymous Anonymous : You getting booted from the bar HAS to be a story.    

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More trampolining shots.

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Going trampolining tonight, that will distract me for a few hours tonight...


Vertical...

Alcohol had nothing to do with this...

Monday, May 30, 2005  > Trackback URL
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. At some point the ski goggles made their way onto my head. Nice.

Sorry... Again.

Sunday, May 29, 2005  > Trackback URL
Hey everyone.
I know you guys check the blog regularly, expecting the highest class of online entertainment. I've been going through some really tough family related issues recently and haven't had the time to keep you guys entertained. Once the Amirault/Moulton family pulls thorough this I'll have some great updates for you, choc full of MMP goodness. Just give me a couple days to settle down and deal with some stuff and I'll be back, stronger than ever. I'd be really grateful if you kept me and my family in your thoughts during these tough times.

Grampa, we all love you and will miss you more than you could understand. For those of you that don't know, my grandfather is dying of cancer. He's been placed in hospice care and will die at some point this week. My family has done an amazing job pulling together dispite our emotional differences to handle this situation and we're all going to miss him tremendously. We're losing the patriarch of our family...

Gramps, we all love you.

-David

[P.S.- Sorry to be all serious.]

Anonymous Anonymous : God bless.

-Blake    

Anonymous Anonymous : Shit, that sucks dude.

Try, if possible, to take comfort in the knowledge that the folks over at Hospice will make sure Gramps goes as gently as anyone can. No pain, no discomfort, if they have anything to say about it- and they do.

I deal with them all the time through work, and my mom used to work there. They're the best. Hands down.

-Brendan    

Anonymous Anonymous : best wishes man...god bless

Rozzero    

Saturday, May 28, 2005  > Trackback URL
Gonna need plenty of this for tonight...

What every man wants to hear...

Friday, May 27, 2005  > Trackback URL

Ok, I'm officially a slacker.

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Sorry for the lack of blog updates this week, I've been pretty busy at night and haven't had the time to sit down and upload some pictures into this thing. Hopefully I'll have some good stuff for you this weekend. I plan on drinking heavily and you know that just leads to some good blog entries...

Stay tuned. I'll get motivated at some point this weekend to entertain you lazy a-holes.

Stay classy.
-digital

Mike's opinion on Caitlin & her prom date.

Thursday, May 26, 2005  > Trackback URL

Aim High Academy with Amanda.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005  > Trackback URL
Amanda joined me in my weekly jaunt to Aim High Academy here in Rhode Island for some trampolining. I've decided to kick major ass next season since I sat this one out due to injury. So, in preparation I'm going one night a week to Aim High to work on my spins, flips and grabs so I'm not rusty when the snow starts to fly in November.

Since Amanda is also an obsessive skier and a photographer like I am we decided to break out the digital slr for some sick sequence shots, I'll have the sequences up later once I edit those up. But for now you can enjoy the pics of Amanda and I hucking into the foam pit and trying some pretty sick stuff.


[Me spotting the landing on a super grabbed out and inverted barannigan.]



[Amanda is super corked out (spinning sideways) on a nasty cork 5.]


[Amanda throws a rediculous cork 540. And just for style she throws in the grab. Nice.]


[Going for a sick grab with the poles on the flybed.]



[Here is a rough copy of Amanda's sequence. I still need to do some post-processing work on it... Well, there it is. Cork 540.]



Anonymous Anonymous : Ack, trampolines! Came within about a centimeter of snapping my neck the last time I was on one. In fact, I *heard* the snap, it just didn't actually snap. No thank you.    

Hey, at least he's honest.

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Hey, at least he's honest!


[Thanks to Prata for this awesome image.]

77 inches of pure HD entertainment.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005  > Trackback URL
So the living room has a new feature, a screen for the DLP projector. I picked this baby up from an office liquidation sale on the cheap and now we've got the largest HDTV on the block, if not in the zip code. This thing does full 1080i & 720p (HDTV geek terms) on this massive screen. We measured the widescreen image and it was 77 inches wide.

So, who's watching the BoSox at my place now?



Quite a difference from the old 36' HDTV on the left.

Anonymous Anonymous : Hahah, ill son.

The day Star Wars Episode III comes out on DVD.. I'm watching it on that screen. You best have a good sound system, speaking of which. Have you checked out mine since I've added the Polk 400 Watt Subwoofer to the Bose 302's?

It's bangin yo!

-Blake    

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Goodbye Kat-Mac and Chris, enjoy life out in Arizona.

Prom 2k5

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By popular request, Caitlin's prom pictures.
Prom Pics A-Plenty


Anonymous Anonymous : Ahw, dave, she looks just like you around H:0H ...    

Blogger Dave Amirault : Ha ha ha, Rob... I'm making some h0:h shirts.    

Monday, May 23, 2005  > Trackback URL
Story soon to come...

Anonymous Anonymous : Haha! Fin ally made the blog! Well, sort of....    

Now that is a huge HDTV.

Sunday, May 22, 2005  > Trackback URL
Today I went to an office liquidation sale and found a DaLite projector screen so now have a DLP HDTV in my living room. The screen can get bigger, I just need to move some furniture around so I can fill the wall with the screen.

BoSox games in HD on the screen now! I believe this now makes 3 hdtv's for the apartment now.


[Ultimate Fighting in 1080i HDTV on the DLP projector.]

Some a-hole has my license plate.

Friday, May 20, 2005  > Trackback URL
Some fuck has my license plate.


[Thanks to Jeff Jeff Slinn for the license plate spotting.]

New Halo 2 Maps

Thursday, May 19, 2005  > Trackback URL
If you have Halo 2 and Xbox live, you need to download the Bonus Map Pack, it is free and has two sweet ass multiplayer maps. Go download it now so I can frag your ass on Xbox live.

My Gamertag Is : NicotineForKids


Microsoft Windows & Office Changes

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The new Micro$oft Office Assistant Wizard!
Check it out, in the upcoming version of MSFT Office they changed the stupid paperclip office assistant to actually help you out. Check out this screenshot, the guy is starting to type his suicide letter and the Office Assistant is so smart that it knows you're trying to kill yourself. It even offers handy-dandy suicide tips and asks how you plan on offing yourself. Man, Microsoft is really on the ball now!


[Thanks to Nick for this hilarious image.

Now here is another screen from the next version of Windows that MSFT doesn't want you to see. This is the Hidden Settings screen and it tells your computer how often to crash, when to crash and pretty much is the reason why you hate Windows all together. I will be telling people how to access this hidden screen for $100 USD starting on June 01, 2005.


Notice she has no date.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005  > Trackback URL
Ghetto prom season continues with Big Rhonda. Hmmm, with a snazzy dress / tarp / sail / boat cover like that she's wearing I'm surprised she's going to the prom alone.


Ghetto Prom Season

Tuesday, May 17, 2005  > Trackback URL
Tis the seaon for high school senior prom, so here at MMP we're brining you the most ghetto prom pics ever.


[I'm really digging the full red suit here, and the tarp-esque red carpet is really a nice touch.]



[I guess these guys are huge sixers fans.]




What the hell is with the jerseys?


I think they were going for the red theme.

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Now that was a doozer of a party.

Sunday, May 15, 2005  > Trackback URL
As some of you knew we had a party at Shenanigans to celebrate it being Saturday. We had a big group of people show up for the momentous occasion and all got trashed. We managed to kick down quite a bit of alcohol and an emergency keg was called into action around 10:30.

Colleen, Kathryn and Allison


Amanda completes her first power hour...


Ladies, Steve has an enormous toungue.


I can't wait until Jody sees this one. Nice work Chris.


Note Traci in the background...

That's a huge bitch!

Friday, May 13, 2005  > Trackback URL
"I swear, it is glandular."
Ok, I don't know what talk show this bitch was on but what I do know is that she was brought into the building in either...
  • A forklift.
  • A crane.
  • A dumptruck.
And check out the massive camel toe she's rocking. Whoah man, now that is one deep hatchet wound. I have a sneaking suspicion that she actually ate the woman that was actually sitting in that seat and thats why the woman sitting next to her has that perplexed/worried look in her eye.

Anyway, you can actually check her out in Star Wars : Episode IV Revenge Of The Sith. She plays Jabba The Hutt.


Anonymous Anonymous : Endocrinal problems (i.e. glandular) are often induced in obese people. The human body is simply not made to carry that much weight and process as much sugar and protein as we eat nowadays. Of COURSE she has a gland problem -- she ate herself into it.

Diabetes is an endocrine/gland disease, and 90% of diabetes cases are in obese people who have no genetic history of diabetes. Go figure.    

XBOX-360

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Microsoft has got a winner here...
For those of you that live under a rock, this is the new XBOX-360, AKA the XBOX-2. Microsoft has gone all "pimp my ride" with this bad larry and has pulled out all the stops to make sure that Microsoft's tradition of world domination continues with this fine product.

Expect high definition (720p & 1080i) graphics, built in WiFi, wireless controllers, DVD ability right out of the box and a USB 2.0 connection so you can upload pictures of your naked girlfriend right to this thing from your digital camera. Don't fret, it has a hard drive for all those prescious memories.

Check out some of the specs below and download the video from OurColony to see a sweet 5 minute rundown from the team that pieced this thing together.
Watch the OurColony video on XBOX-360 for more information.

  • 20-gigabyte detachable, upgradable hard drive. The original: 8-gigabyte nonremovable hard drive.
  • Three dual-core processors running at 3.2 gigahertz each. The original: 733 megahertz processor.
  • 512 megabytes of memory. The original: 64 megabytes.
  • Three USB ports that can connect with digital cameras and portable music players. The original did not have USB ports.
  • Two ports for 64-megabyte memory cards that can be used to save games, making customized content portable so it can be played on a friend’s console. The original did not support memory cards.
  • Can stand on one end or lie flat. The original could only lie flat.
  • Subscribers to the online gaming service can buy custom game characters, cars, weapons, “skins” that let them change the color or texture of their screen or new game trailers. The so-called microtransactions will cost as little as 99 cents apiece at a virtual shop Microsoft is calling “Xbox Live Marketplace,” which will be available only with Xbox 360. With the original box, gamers could buy extras occasionally, but only with certain games.
  • Colorful faceplates that can be snapped onto the front of the console. No such add-on available for the original version.
  • Built-in extender for Windows XP Media Center, a version of Microsoft’s flagship operating system. The current version can connect with Windows, but only with a separate extender.
  • Doubles as a DVD player. The current version can play DVDs only if you buy a special attachment.
  • Small video camera (to be sold separately) can be used for video chats.
  • Up to four wireless controllers can sit on the coffee table next to a TV remote. The original: Controllers have to be plugged into the console.

Anonymous Anonymous : Uber Sexy.    

4/6ths Of the Smith Family

Thursday, May 12, 2005  > Trackback URL
Shout out to the Smith family, here's exactly 4/6ths of them at the BoSox game this week. From left to right, Uncle Dave, Dean, Kyle and Ryan. They had some pretty sick tickets and I was all the way up in the bleachers with Allison. So, Ryan gave my bling piece a little jingle and informed me that there were two empty seats next to them. So, Allison and I boogied from the bleachers all the way to the 3rd base line in a matter of minutes, dodging hot dog venders and drunkards across the ballpark and made it to the sick new seats.

It was a pretty sick game, the BoSox put up some numbers and knocked a few doozers out of the park.

So, thanks again to Smitty for the ticket upgrade. Sorry for the non hilarious MMP post, not everything in here is suppoed to be funny. GOSH.



Dean and Ryan.


Not bad seats.

I'm Mental, BITCH!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005  > Trackback URL
Due to the recent chatter on the internet regarding the 3rd season of Chappelle Show I figured something was happening with Dave. I didn't know if it was drugs or him just being a pussy, I guess it turns out he's a mentalcase and can't handle the pressure due to his $50m dollar deal with Viacom. Waaa, waaa, I got $50m to do my show and I can't live up to the hype or pressure... Waaaaaa.



Dave, you think too much. Just come back and do your damn show. Even if it is half as funny as the old show it will still mop the floor with anything else on tv.
Report: Chappelle in mental health facility
Entertainment Weekly reports that the star checked in Wednesday


NEW YORK - Comedy Central star Dave Chappelle has checked himself into a mental health facility in South Africa, the magazine Entertainment Weekly reported on Wednesday.

The comedian’s whereabouts and condition have been unknown since Comedy Central abruptly announced last week that the planned May 31 launch of the third season of “Chappelle’s Show” had been postponed and production halted.

Chappelle flew from Newark, N.J., to South Africa on April 28 for treatment, said the magazine, quoting a source close to the show it would not identify. Entertainment Weekly said it had corroborating sources for its story.

“We don’t know where he is,” Comedy Central spokesman Tony Fox said. “We’ve heard about South Africa. We don’t know. We haven’t talked to Dave.”

Chappelle’s spokesman, Matt Labov, would not comment on the magazine’s story.

“It seems like the issues he’s contending with are really quite serious,” said Dade Hayes, a senior editor at Entertainment Weekly. “It isn’t a case of him spending a weekend someplace recuperating from exhaustion.”

The magazine’s sources say Chappelle is still in the facility, which was not named, Hayes said. Chappelle’s representatives have denied that the comedian was abusing drugs.

Chappelle reportedly signed a $50 million deal with Comedy Central for two more seasons of his show, a payday made possible because of the explosive sales of the show’s first season DVD.

The magazine said Chappelle had shot four to five episodes’ worth of sketches for the new season, but none of its onstage introductions.

Always good to get some fanmail.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005  > Trackback URL
It is always good to get some random fanmail from the loyal mmp viewers. Take this a-hole for example, I get a random instant message and he goes all 13 year old on my ass. I mean c'mon, if you want to talk shit at least do it in some sort of intelligent way.

I'm always down for a battle of wits with random people, but this person just came unarmed.


Blogger Traci : Clearly, this ass clown just wanted to get into the blog...you should totally delete his IM picture and rob him of that satisfaction. The rest of us put effort into being a part of the blog!    

A client's computer.

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Ok, so a client dropped off their laptop to get some work done to it. They were having some problems with spyware and Quickbooks so we're fixing it for them. The first thing we do when a computer arrives is to simply make sure that we have all the appropriate cables and materials to make the thing run. You would be amazed how many people drop off laptops without power cables and stuff like that.

So, I grab the computer bag and start to go through it to make sure that we've got everthing we need.


Yep, there's the computer and mouse. Things are off to a good start here.


Ok, there seems to be a few items in the front pocket here. Ok, good, we've got the power cord.


Ha, I guess there was an Avon catalog in there as well. Figures, this is a woman's computer anyway.


Wait a minute, there is something shiny at the bottom of the bag. I wonder what It could be.
WHAT THE HELL!?!?! Yeah, not making this up. I completely found a knife in the bottom of the comptuer bag. I can't make this shit up, I swear to god.


Now it is time to call the client to find out why the hell they dropped off the computer with a freakin edge weapon in the bag. Ha.

Anonymous Anonymous : Maybe they wanted their laptop to be... cutting edge.


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less than 3,

Blake.    

Anonymous Anonymous : "now madam, would you like the matching lipstick?" ::brandishes knife:: "i thought so"    

Blogger Traci : The computer industry sure is cut throat! Hyukhyuk!

~Traci, speaking for Chris