Microsoft Windows & Office Changes

The new Micro$oft Office Assistant Wizard!
Check it out, in the upcoming version of MSFT Office they changed the stupid paperclip office assistant to actually help you out. Check out this screenshot, the guy is starting to type his suicide letter and the Office Assistant is so smart that it knows you're trying to kill yourself. It even offers handy-dandy suicide tips and asks how you plan on offing yourself. Man, Microsoft is really on the ball now!


[Thanks to Nick for this hilarious image.

Now here is another screen from the next version of Windows that MSFT doesn't want you to see. This is the Hidden Settings screen and it tells your computer how often to crash, when to crash and pretty much is the reason why you hate Windows all together. I will be telling people how to access this hidden screen for $100 USD starting on June 01, 2005.

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