Scariest movie ever.

Tuesday, January 06, 2004  > Trackback URL
I dare someone to top this one... C'mon now. You just can't touch this one.

So I'm at Best Buy with Caitlin and we start perusing the $5.99 bin for some dvd's, ya know there's some real crap in here. Nothing really that horriffic until we stumble upon this gem. Thats right ladies and gentlemen, Mariah Carey in... GLITTER. The worst movie ever created by mankind. Shouldn't a movie like this be classified under "Horror", who in their right mind placed this in the drama section? God, this dvd isn't worth the plastic it is burnt on...

So I bought it, hell it was only $5.99. Just kidding. I guess watching this movie would be like watching a train-wreck. You know it is bad, horriffic and the worst thing you will ever see but for some reason you just can't take your eyes off of it. Like a carcrash on the side of the highway...

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Redneck Barbie

Monday, January 05, 2004  > Trackback URL
Today's Barbie of the day is a viewer contribution from Caitlin. This, my friends, is redneck Barbie. Look at her go about her daily activites... Her multiple illigitamite children aren't going to slow her down at all. She's just trecking back to the dreamhouse from her daily errands. First, she needed to pick up some Kraft dinner for the kiddies then its off to the package store for two sixers of bud, a handle of jack and of course some smokes. Having a bun in the oven isn't going to slow her down at all, she's still gonna chain smoke, drink jack like its going out of style and get beaten like the piece of trash she is. Looks like the Corvette has been traded for a shopping cart, but hey, she's trying to save up some of her government checks for a new minivan! So, here's to you Redneck Barbie... Day after day you squander money, make countless voyages to the corner store for smokes and booz, only to return to your dreamhouse trailer to get beaten by one of your baby's daddy. Anyone else notice that she's had a touch of the jungle fever? AKA the baby wearing the blue outfit sporting the hat... Classic. Ladies and gentlemen, redneck barbie. Hold your applause.

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Rusty's One Cigarette of the Day.

Sunday, January 04, 2004  > Trackback URL
Here's Rusty, showing us that just one cigarette isn't enough anymore and if he's going to quit smoking by only smoking one cigarette each day, that one cigarette is going to be 10 cigarettes taped together to form one massive butt.

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Yankee Swap Rocks.

Saturday, January 03, 2004  > Trackback URL
I haven't been to the Amirault Christmas party in 4 years, because I'm usually working and skiing at Sunday River over my Christmas break. A staple of the A's family x-mas is the Yankee Swap. You know how it goes, everyone gets a number and then the mayhem begins. People pick gifts,and then they swap. Then in some strange turn of events you end up passing your gift to the person to your immediate left. SO, look what Auntie Mary got, that's right, a playboy calendar. What in the hell is an 83 year old woman going to do with a playboy calendar...

Absolutly anything she god damn wants, that's what. Congrats Auntie Mary.

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Gangsta Bitch Barbie

Friday, January 02, 2004  > Trackback URL
Yo, whaaaasssssssssup punks. I'm Gangsta Bitch Barbie and i'm here to lay the smack down on all your punk asses. Now who wants to front with this nigga? You think its a game, you think its a fuc*&%$ game? Ride or die, bitches!

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Sorority Slut Barbie

Thursday, January 01, 2004  > Trackback URL
Here's to you Sorority Slut Barbie! Each day you greet the world with the walk of shame due to your intoxicating acts the night before that can only be blamed on cheap box wine, zima and smirnoff ice.

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