Today's Barbie of the day is a viewer contribution from Caitlin. This, my friends, is redneck Barbie. Look at her go about her daily activites... Her multiple illigitamite children aren't going to slow her down at all. She's just trecking back to the dreamhouse from her daily errands. First, she needed to pick up some Kraft dinner for the kiddies then its off to the package store for two sixers of bud, a handle of jack and of course some smokes. Having a bun in the oven isn't going to slow her down at all, she's still gonna chain smoke, drink jack like its going out of style and get beaten like the piece of trash she is. Looks like the Corvette has been traded for a shopping cart, but hey, she's trying to save up some of her government checks for a new minivan! So, here's to you Redneck Barbie... Day after day you squander money, make countless voyages to the corner store for smokes and booz, only to return to your dreamhouse trailer to get beaten by one of your baby's daddy. Anyone else notice that she's had a touch of the jungle fever? AKA the baby wearing the blue outfit sporting the hat... Classic. Ladies and gentlemen, redneck barbie. Hold your applause.

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