My Kung-Fu is Stronger

My Kung-Fu is stronger than yours...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Dell Poweredge 2600, jam packed with goodies. Dual Intel Xeon processors at 3.06 GHZ, 2 gigs of ram, four, count em, fout 146gig SCSI drives and one big, nasty PowerVault backup drive.

Some of you may be asking, "Dave, why do you need a computer this fast," well my friends, it downloads pornography and plays multiplayer games of Unreal Tournament 40x better than a desktop computer.

Actually, this sucker is for work. I have to set it up over the next three weeks to replace the existing servers on the network. Simplification is key.

But, hey, wouldn't this thing be freakin sweet for porno and games.

Dave

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