Ok, So I needed a haircut today and my old barber sucked major ass so I ventured out to find a new one. I roll up to this local barber shop and what do I see when I walk in... The barber HIMSELF, has a mullet. I sat down in the waiting area, however I really had to think this one out. If the guy that is cutting my hair thinks a mullet is nice enough to make his personal hairstyle, what does that say about the haircut he's gonna give me. I don't wanna come out of the chair lookin like Boy George, George Michael, Max Headroom or David Bowie.

Needless to say I was intrigued by this fact and decided NOT to get my haircut there.

Upon arrival home, my mom asked why I didn't get a haircut. I told her where I went and why I didn't let the barber cut my hair. WELL, turns out that he is wearing a wig, and a mullet wig to make it even worse. Ha, can you believe that, they actually make MULLET wigs.

Crazy.

Dave

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