Say it with a greeting card...

Here's a situation, a girl just cheated on you and you're pissed. Here in America we are programmed in such a way that when we feel something we immediately look for a consumer product to satisfy that emotion, typically a greeting card. The one problem with this situation is that Hallmark doesn't have the right greeting card for this situation. You want to call this girl a cunt, however all you can find are mushy and friendly greeting cards. Enter the people at grateness.com! They serve up some of the best greeting cards for when Hallmark just doesn't quite hit the mark.

Imagine the look on her face when she gets this doozer in the mail. Take that, skank. No wait, scratch that... Take that, cunt!

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6:12 PM

I think I would have to proudly display such a gift in my apartment since I'm sure only a good story could possibly lead up to receiving such a cute teddy bear. Cute? Oops, I meant cunty.

Traci    



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