I totally called this.

I should work for the psychic hotline...
John-boy finally proposed to Jen. If you remember, when they got their new dog (Cody) I predicted it. Because we all know, the precursor to any engagement is some sort of animal.

Congratulations to both of them, I've known each of them since my first day at Assumption. John lived with Angelli and Jen was dating Devo... Which is something that I will continue to throw in her face until the day she dies.

Many of you wonder what Jen sees in John, I've comprised this short list of John's qualities that every woman will find irresistible.
  • He drives a Toyota Carolla. One word describes this vehicle : Baller
  • He frequently wets the bed. Jen loves that.
  • Previous to dating Jennifer, his pickup method was to inform women to his embarrassingly small genitals.
  • John once went an entire week without showering.
  • He's swam laps in the Assumption College duck pond.
  • He was affectionately nicknamed "Pukey" on the 2nd day of freshman year for his uncanny ability to throw everything he ever ate up simply by ingesting small amounts of $9.99 vodka.
  • Our resident assistant from freshman year caught him doing "the reversal" and subsequently sent him to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
  • His couch from sophomore year was thrown down a path, fully engulfed in flames.
Well, that's enough hatin' on Herbie. Congratulations to the both of them. It really is amazing when two of your best friends decide to spend the rest of their lives together.

The wedding is going to be the biggest shit-show of all time. I can't wait!

Thanks to Traci for the glorious image.

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2:30 AM

Dassin sent John to the hospital? Holy shit.    



5:57 PM

Only because he fell asleep in the stall and wouldn't wake up so the cops were called.

Oh and don't forget John passing out in front of a tree with a beer in his hand freshman year. Another example of classic Johnboy style.

Traci    



6:00 PM

Well, ok, I guess that makes sense.

I was just surprised Dassin was in the building long enough to notice somebody passed out.

Brendan (Unnoficial RA of the second floor)    



7:13 PM

What about the time we all went camping, and woke up to John sleeping against the wheel of his Corolla. Classic! What was even better was when i realized that i had poison sumac, and poison oak all over my face. To this day i still wonder what dumbass put that in the fire.    



5:40 PM

no, let's get it right, he fell asleep next to/UNDER his car, not IN it, and I must also mention that it was raining that night and we had plenty of tent room! What am I doing with my life?!?

Jen :)    



6:17 PM

Oh man, that camping trip was quite the journey into the wild. To this day I'm thankful I'm not allergic to poison oak or sumac.

Also, let's not forget that John was walking around in those big ridiculous slippers when he climbed out from under the car the next morning.

Oh and it just came back to me - the singing penis that Dave programmed to pop up on John's computer with the gay porn set as his background...good times, good times.

Ahhh memories...

Traci    



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