Utah Sucks

I'm spending cinco de mayo in party central... Otherwise known as Ogden, Utah. That's right party people, I'm in Utah on special assignment for Freeskier in mormonville. Man, do these people know how to party it up. I actually saw some people out today holding hands in public! Craaaaaazy.

Without skiing this state pretty much does nothing for me... Especially Ogden. It looks like everyone packed up their shit and got the f out of here as fast as they could. Thankfully, I'm flying home tonight and will be back in Boulder around 11pm so I can celebrate Mexican independence the right way. Piss ass drunk and being counterproductive, aka, the Mexican way! Who knows, I may even break into some spontaneous landscaping today in an attempt to be more Mexican.

I keed, I keed.

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