Not to tourists... No man-thongs.

This sign has to be French, because only in France would you need a sign that tells people not to wear their banana-hammocks in the streets. Keep that shit on the beach, no wait better yet, keep that shit in the privacy of your own home. Or here's a better solution, just wear a bathing suit like the rest of the world. Nobdody wants to see you smuggling grapes when they're trying to enjoy the beach.

You know what, I just had a second thought... Perhaps this sign is in another country that gets a ton of French tourists and the sign is there to keep their frog asses in check. Just a hunch.

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