Matt Lauer's Wrist
Ok, so today I was going through my analytics account while waiting for a crappy Win98 computer to finish a scandisk and I was reviewing my top 5 keyword searches for last week. Looks like someone out there is doing a little bit of research on my relationship with the new employer, Chuck Norris is getting quite a bit of google pings, Febtober is a wonderful month coming up and people are probably just doing a little research, Alyssa is obviously bored at work and googling herself non stop but what the hell is "Matt Lauer's wrist"?
I have a couple dozen referrals from google for that term! Seriously, who is searching for this? How much information can there be on the internet about Matt Lauer's wrist? The only reason it is pulling up MMP in the search results is because I said that Mr. T. would shatter Matt Lauer and somewhere on the page the word wrist is there. Since this person has been searching for this specific topic for quite some and has consistantly come back to mmp I have decided to create an entry simply to screw with them. So now, when this jackass google's "matt lauer's wrist" this topic will come up #1.
I have a couple dozen referrals from google for that term! Seriously, who is searching for this? How much information can there be on the internet about Matt Lauer's wrist? The only reason it is pulling up MMP in the search results is because I said that Mr. T. would shatter Matt Lauer and somewhere on the page the word wrist is there. Since this person has been searching for this specific topic for quite some and has consistantly come back to mmp I have decided to create an entry simply to screw with them. So now, when this jackass google's "matt lauer's wrist" this topic will come up #1.
I am not googling myself! i told my friends to if they're bored, hahaha.
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