Monday's Jack Bauer Power Hour Recap

Here's what we learned last night from the Power Hour...
  1. Every time I see President Logan I get the urge to throw him through a wood chipper.
  2. Audrey = still fine.
  3. Tony Almeda should have sprung to action from his death bed to assist Jack in killing the dude that broke into CTU. So what he was involved in a viscous car bombing, this is Tony freakin Almeda we're talkin' about. He's like Jack Bauer Jr.
  4. Curtis needs to do more shooting. Yeah, he looks like a bad-ass, but I really wanna see him bust a cap in someone's ass.
  5. Chloe really isn't that attractive. I thought they were gonna sex her all up for this season, but that's sorta like putting 22 inch rims on a 1993 Accord. It just doesn't work. They should just give up and have her hook up with Edgar. Actually, come to think of it, no... That would be awful.
  6. Never come at Jack Bauer with medical scissors. He'll stab you in the neck with them, and if that isn't bad enough, instead of letting you die slowly and somewhat peacefully he'll punch them almost through your neck to emphasize the killing.
Check out the 30 random Jack Bauer Facts. Here's a top five of what those are like...
  1. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
  2. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
  3. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
  4. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
  5. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
And now for some somewhat original MMP Jack Bauer related humor. Hey, every post needs a picture, ya know...

Q: How does Jack Bauer smile and wink at a terrorist at the same time?
A: Though a scope. Check the picture below.

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5:07 PM

Dave-

I have no words.

They should just give up and have her hook up with Edgar. Actually, come to think of it, no... That would be awful.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

L-M-F-A-O.


Audry had me near tears last night. Poor girl. She's too good for Jack. I like this new no fuss no muss chick---"I accepted him for who he was" ouch, that had to hurt.

~gina    



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