Rob got what he always wanted for Christmas, his Audi A-4 booted as a result of not paying parking tickets! Super sweet. Personally, I think he should just start driving around with it. After a few revolutions his fender would eventually give way and it would be relatively smooth sailing after that...

Warning!
Do not move this vehicle!

It has been seized by the City of Boston for unpaid parking tickets. Removing or tampering with vehicle or boot may result in prosecution and imprisonment for up to ten years.

Vehicle Operator : Remove this sticker, release information is provideed on the reverse side.

That notification is all well and good, however, I think they would have a better response rate if they wrote it a little more creatively. If I was the City of Boston, here is how I would rewrite that note rob got on this window...

Warning!
Your shit isn't going anywhere!

Your car has been slapped with a big-ol hunk of metal that is probably scratching your rims. If your dumb ass is stupid enough to try and drive with this thing on you will completely fuck up your ride.

If you're wondering why you have this thing on your car, you may want to consult the dozens of unpaid parking tickets located in your glove box. Please call the phone number on the back of this warning to see how many hundreds of dollars in fines and penalties you owe the City of Boston.

Now that is more like it...

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