Living in Rhode Island is great because I'm only 10 minutes from Work, however the drive to Vermont really really really sucks now. Almost 3 hours just to get to Mount Snow, Ugh. I used to get up at 7:30 and be there for 9:15. Now I've got to be out of the house by 6:30 at the latest to make it there, and then the drive home sucks even more because I'm dead tired. I think it is time to buy some property up North, I'm sick of all this driving day trip crap and hotel rooms. I just need to decide where I'm going to buy some property... You know I'll get my money out of the place, ha. I'll be there every weekend from November - late April.

Maybe it is time to move back to Worcester? Wachusett is only 20 minutes away, Mount Snow in under 2 hours... Not to mention WoTown rocks.

And now, since it is Monday here are some of the greatest excuses you can use when you call in sick.

# I was sprayed by a skunk.
# I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
# My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
# I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
# I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
# I couldn't find my shoes.
# I hurt myself bowling.
# I was spit on by a venomous snake.
# I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
# A hitman was looking for me.
# My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
# I eloped.
# My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
# My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
# I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
# I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.
# I forgot what day of the week it was.
# Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
# A tree fell on my car.
# My monkey died.

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