Who's the biggest geek of them all?
Three lappys, nobody here is a bigger geek than I am... Nobody.
Just think of all the things I can do with three lappys...
* Download 3x the amount of internet pornography.
* Watch the Paris Hilton video on three screens.
* Have three screen names online and talk to one person with three sn's, just to confuse the hell out of them.
* Check my spam, I mean e-mail on three computers.
* Use one for a frizbee.
* Attach wheels to one of them and use it as a skateboard.
* Pretend that I'm not a huge geek...
Just think of all the things I can do with three lappys...
* Download 3x the amount of internet pornography.
* Watch the Paris Hilton video on three screens.
* Have three screen names online and talk to one person with three sn's, just to confuse the hell out of them.
* Check my spam, I mean e-mail on three computers.
* Use one for a frizbee.
* Attach wheels to one of them and use it as a skateboard.
* Pretend that I'm not a huge geek...