Hammocks for everyone.
Now this is the life...
Warm weather, bosox hat, hammock and some sort of liquid that Mexicans think is Beer. I believe they call it XX or Dos Equis. If I was Mexico I would just go ahead and throw on another X and make the beer XXX beer. Everybody knows that sex sells and Americans will buy anything. Who knows, maybe with the extra money that the Dos Equis company can bring in by renaming their beer XXX they could donate some of that money and develop Mexico into a halfway decent place to visit.
Sure Mexico has beautiful beaches, amazing sunsets and cheap alcohol, but seriously the place is a dump. I'm willing to bet that people in Mexico would rather live in the crack dens of Detroit. Honestly, how many people down there make a living selling oversized novelty sombreros to stupid American tourists. People, catch on here, nobody down in Mexico wears those stupid fucking things. They're pretty much there just so you can look like an assclown for 20 minutes while you walk around with that thing on your head, then you get home and hang it on a wall.
Its such a conversation piece too, people can come over and say "Hey, where'd you get that gigantic sombrero?" and you can answer "Mexico.", bam, conversation over. Now was that worth the $20 dollars you paid for it?
Wow, that entry went off on a tangent. You know you love it.
Warm weather, bosox hat, hammock and some sort of liquid that Mexicans think is Beer. I believe they call it XX or Dos Equis. If I was Mexico I would just go ahead and throw on another X and make the beer XXX beer. Everybody knows that sex sells and Americans will buy anything. Who knows, maybe with the extra money that the Dos Equis company can bring in by renaming their beer XXX they could donate some of that money and develop Mexico into a halfway decent place to visit.
Sure Mexico has beautiful beaches, amazing sunsets and cheap alcohol, but seriously the place is a dump. I'm willing to bet that people in Mexico would rather live in the crack dens of Detroit. Honestly, how many people down there make a living selling oversized novelty sombreros to stupid American tourists. People, catch on here, nobody down in Mexico wears those stupid fucking things. They're pretty much there just so you can look like an assclown for 20 minutes while you walk around with that thing on your head, then you get home and hang it on a wall.
Its such a conversation piece too, people can come over and say "Hey, where'd you get that gigantic sombrero?" and you can answer "Mexico.", bam, conversation over. Now was that worth the $20 dollars you paid for it?
Wow, that entry went off on a tangent. You know you love it.
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6:26 AMPut attention plz... I understand that you don't like the Dos Equis Beer, but c'mon, Budweiser is only kiney water with gas... I don't know how you can still drink that, I can't imagine how anybody could get drunk with that liquid. Furtermore, I think that SOME places of México seems like a dump, but not everyone, so you must visit other places, like Mérida in Yucatan, to get a most wide view of this country. Anyway, I can't think on visit any place on EUA... I prefer to visit Rio de Janeiro, Rusia or afganistan before go to the "freedom land"...
Good blog... in a 60%...
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