Normally, I disagree with everything that President Bush has to say. However, this has got to be one of the best headlines I've ever seen related to him. It is 100% true. If you're an immigrant and come to the United States you should learn the fucking language. I'm getting really god damn sick of hearing spanish everywhere I am going. Guess what, if I moved to Mexico I would learn Spanish so why the hell should immigrants not be expected to adopt our culture and assimilate into the population?!?!?!

And no, the United States government should not pay for immigrants to learn our language. We've got enough stuff to worry about and the budget is strapped as it is (thanks war in Iraq). If you come to this country, don't be looking for a handout.

This brings up my next point. If we're going to deport immigrants I say we design and create an immigrant cannon. This device would allow the United States to load in immigrants and shoot them out of a cannon back to their country of origin. How sweet would that be? Nobody would be jumping the border when they're running the risk of being FIRED OUT OF A CANNON!

Just a thought.

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