Working in the publications industry does have its advantages. Today, we got in the latest issue of Cigar Aficionado Magazine featuring Chuck Norris gracing the cover. I predict sales to go up 1,000,000% for this issue simply because Chuck will terrify people into buying the magazine. Newsstands will run out of this mag in a matter of seconds. They should have just raised the per issue price for this edition to $30.00, people would have paid.

I opened the magazine, however was too terrified to read the article in fear that it would somehow deliver a roundhouse kick to my face. Tomrrow I'm bringing a catchers mask into work so I can sit down and flip through the pages of this heroic and iconic article.

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