Here's how you make sure your friends get absolutly no action at the bar.
- Locate some sort of writing device. In a pinch, a woman's lipstick will due.
- Find a cocktail napkin.
- Write something offensive on the cocktail napkin.
- Obtain some sort of adhesive. Tape, glue... Gum can be used in a pinch. Do not use staplers, they are too painful and obvious to your target.
- Adhere note to person's back, laugh for hours. Watch them get rejected by everyone at the bar.
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