If you were a hot dog...
Colin Quinn: And now, with a look back at 1997, is our good friend, Hall-of-Fame broadcaster Harry Caray.
Harry Caray: Hey, everybody, Harry Caray here! Well, as you know, 1997 was quite a year! A lot of things happened - some good, some bad. Mother Theresa died. That wasn't good. Unless you hated Mother Theresa. I myself was not a fan of hers - don't ask why! We were just like oil and water - we didn't mix. In the world of sports, Mike Tyson bit a man's ear off! I don't know what all the hoopla was about! I also bit a man's ear off on several occasions, and I'm not proud of it, but it helped me out of many a jam! In Scotland, they cloned a sheep, which a lot of people thought was fun! Hey, what if..? Hey! Hey, if I was a scientist, you know what I'd clone? Hot dogs!
Colin Quinn: [ not surprised ] Really?
Harry Caray: Think of all the possibilities, Norm! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! You could have a hot dog anytime you want!
Colin Quinn: Well, Harry, you can do that pretty much now.
Harry Caray: Hey, Norm! Ddi you gain weight?
Colin Quinn: Actually, Harry, I'm Colin.
Harry Caray: Hey! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin Quinn: What?
Harry Caray: I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.. I'd be so
delicious! [ thrilled with himself ] So, would you?
Colin Quinn: I don't know..
Harry Caray: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin Quinn: [ complying ] I guess so.
Harry Caray: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off!
Colin Quinn: So, did anything else happen in 1997?
Harry Caray: No, I covered everything!
Colin Quinn: Harry Caray, everybody.
Harry Caray: Cubs win! Cubs win!
Colin Quinn: I'm Colin Quinn, and that's the story I'm going with.
Harry Caray: Hey, everybody, Harry Caray here! Well, as you know, 1997 was quite a year! A lot of things happened - some good, some bad. Mother Theresa died. That wasn't good. Unless you hated Mother Theresa. I myself was not a fan of hers - don't ask why! We were just like oil and water - we didn't mix. In the world of sports, Mike Tyson bit a man's ear off! I don't know what all the hoopla was about! I also bit a man's ear off on several occasions, and I'm not proud of it, but it helped me out of many a jam! In Scotland, they cloned a sheep, which a lot of people thought was fun! Hey, what if..? Hey! Hey, if I was a scientist, you know what I'd clone? Hot dogs!
Colin Quinn: [ not surprised ] Really?
Harry Caray: Think of all the possibilities, Norm! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! You could have a hot dog anytime you want!
Colin Quinn: Well, Harry, you can do that pretty much now.
Harry Caray: Hey, Norm! Ddi you gain weight?
Colin Quinn: Actually, Harry, I'm Colin.
Harry Caray: Hey! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin Quinn: What?
Harry Caray: I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.. I'd be so
delicious! [ thrilled with himself ] So, would you?
Colin Quinn: I don't know..
Harry Caray: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin Quinn: [ complying ] I guess so.
Harry Caray: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off!
Colin Quinn: So, did anything else happen in 1997?
Harry Caray: No, I covered everything!
Colin Quinn: Harry Caray, everybody.
Harry Caray: Cubs win! Cubs win!
Colin Quinn: I'm Colin Quinn, and that's the story I'm going with.
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12:02 AMNow that's some funny stuff!!
9:33 PM
Great blog post, I've been waiting for something like that??
Kindest regards
Hans
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