Ok, so we all know that public transportation sucks. But hey, it's cheap! So here are a few ways to make it a little bit more entertaining!

1. Pretend to be someone you're not when talking to people.
   Example : You're talking to some old lady on the T, sitting across from you who went down to the local Stop N Shop for her weekly bread & catfood run, when you engage in small talk introduce yourself as something completely insane. Who cares, just be insane. Say you're the Prime Minister of Canada, the lead Keytar player for Wham, Chuck Norris' personal chef, Optimus Prime ... The list goes on and on.
   
   
2. Pretend you're deaf.
   Example : Some twenty something a-hole that goes to BU and has a faux-hawk starts talking to you and you simply flash him some sign language and keep on doing it until he politely takes a seat somewhere else. Chances are, he won't know sign language. But if he does, tell him he's an asshole.
   
   
3. Fart. Do it often and loudly.
   Another way to ensure you get the privacy you deserve while on public transportation is to fart up a storm in a confined space. Not only will it clear the room and give you the space you've been looking for but it will also ensure you to never will have the speak to the people around you!
   
   
4. Drink in Public!
   This is what we call "enhancement drinking", it is when you drink to make a situation more interesting. Here is Walsh, drinking on the train on his way to the bar. Not only is this more economical because it saves you money at the bar, it also allows you to enjoy the train the way it was meant to be ridden... Ripped out of your mind.
   
   
   [Andrew Walsh demonstrates item number 4.]

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