Friends don't let friends buy jeans 2 sizes too small.

Note to this chick, your toilet is too huge for those pants.
I mean, come on, you know they don't fit... So why wear them. Here's a short checklist that you should go through when you think you may need a bigger size.
  1. Is your belly fat hanging over your belt loops?
  2. Can you not button your top button?
  3. Do you use plyers to get your fly up?
  4. Can you not place items in your pockets beacause they are too tight to fit anything in?
  5. When you bend to pick things up do you feel denim starting to tear?
  6. Are people laughing at you and taking pictures with their cameraphones?
If you answered Yes to any of the following 6 questions, please get your ass over to the store and get a larger size.

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