Dave's Wallet vs. San Francisco
Fact: Drinking in San Francisco is expensive.
To counteract the average cost of a mixed drink ($12 +tip) I decided to procure myself a flask of Jack Daniels and bring it everywhere I went. Not only was it helpful on the way to the bars and clubs but when I rolled into the Icer pre-party at the W hotel, it was an open bar event however there were hundreds of people there and only 3-4 bartenders. Whoever planned that event needs to re-learn math because 3-4 bartenders for 250+ people is totally bush league. Lines were long for the free booze so I just broke out the flask and started my own litle mini party with some pro skiers and industry people while we waited in the line for our drinks. By the time we got to the front of the line we were already saused up and made the best of the shitty line situation. So, packing a few of these babies per night ended up paying off for not only me, but for my company. So instead of needing to buy a massive amount of watered down $12 drinks I only had to get a couple, because I was already rocked by Jack Daniels. So, in closing, take that San Francisco and your overpriced alcohol.
To counteract the average cost of a mixed drink ($12 +tip) I decided to procure myself a flask of Jack Daniels and bring it everywhere I went. Not only was it helpful on the way to the bars and clubs but when I rolled into the Icer pre-party at the W hotel, it was an open bar event however there were hundreds of people there and only 3-4 bartenders. Whoever planned that event needs to re-learn math because 3-4 bartenders for 250+ people is totally bush league. Lines were long for the free booze so I just broke out the flask and started my own litle mini party with some pro skiers and industry people while we waited in the line for our drinks. By the time we got to the front of the line we were already saused up and made the best of the shitty line situation. So, packing a few of these babies per night ended up paying off for not only me, but for my company. So instead of needing to buy a massive amount of watered down $12 drinks I only had to get a couple, because I was already rocked by Jack Daniels. So, in closing, take that San Francisco and your overpriced alcohol.
Since you're such a stick you probably got messed up from that tiny flask of Jack.
9:38 PM
I bet guys that bring their own flasks to bars pick up tons of chicks...when is the last time you got laid west of the CT River?
10:11 PM
Well, thanks my actions I can now afford to take someone out on a date instead of spending $100+ at the bar in San Francisco.
8:31 AM
dave, i can't wait.
1:13 PM
For what?
9:28 PM
for that date, of course!
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