Flexible hours! Count me in.

Are you a struggling college student? Do you have a passion for clear heels and body glitter? Do you have a hot little body that makes people want to jam dollar bills down into your nether regions? If you answered yes to any of these questions the Bustop Gentleman's Club has a position for you!

Ohh yeah, by "flexible hours" they mean that you'll be spread eagle over a stage shaking your moneymaker to Def Leoppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" while skeezy guys who couldn't get dates if they were the last dick on the planet blow their weekly minimum wage paychecks with hopes that something physical will materialize between the two of you.

Ya know what, why not just change the sign to "Skanks apply within".

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4:59 PM

"skeezy guys who couldn't get dates if they were the last dick on the planet blow their weekly minimum wage paychecks with hopes that something physical will materialize between the two of you."

so this means that this is your new hangout?

i like the idea of ...
move to a new city...first things first make friends with a group of strippers...you know they have the best parties, you know they are gonna get naked by the end of it!    



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