Andrew is officially redneck.

10 reasons why Andrew is now a redneck.
  1. Owns a truck.
  2. Has a mullet.
  3. Cuts lawns.
  4. Wears silly hats.
  5. Huge fan of NASCAR (just kidding)
  6. Consumes copious amounts of Miller High Life.
  7. Smokes Marlboro's like they are going out of style.
  8. Doesn't care that he looks retarded.
  9. One day aspires to be the proud owner of a Chevrolet El Camino.
  10. Considers Possum a fine white meat.
Andrew is looking to do some sort of makeover in the next couple of weeks and he is lookin for your help. He's asking that you guys post some fashon tips for him here in the blog, the best advise will result in his ultimate popstar makeover. Well, maybe not popstar, more like a $13.99 trip to Fantastic Sams, but you get the point.

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