Some of you remember the bum that I encountered while in Key West and how completely honest his signage was. Well, here's another bum that is just trying to keep it real. It seems that Ninjas killed his entire family and he needs donations so he can get kung fu lessons so he can avenge their deaths. Fantastic. Here is a dollar.

What I don't understand about this picture is why he has smiley faces in there. If Ninjas killed his entire family shouldn't he be upset or vengeful? I mean, c'mon guy, a smiley face. I would put a smiley with an eye patch and katana blades or something. Then people could at least understand how freakin pissed off you are at this ragtag bunch of ninjas that wasted your entire family with their superhuman kung-fu grip.

And while you're at it, get your fat ass on a treadmill. I've never seen a 300 pound ninja. Your fat ass would destroy a grappling hook, lets not mention how the element of stealth is completely negated by the floor creaking due to your enormous poundage. Put down the sandwiches.

Just a suggestion.

Ohh yeah, by the way. The image of the Key West bum can be found here...
http://ozskier.textamerica.com/?r=1850401

Special thanks to Roger for shooting this pic over to the blog. Although I've got a sneaking suspicion that he didn't take this with his camera... Looks like someone was fishing around on the net. Either way, thanks dudette!
http://rprata.textamerica.com

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