Tuesday, December 28, 2004  > Trackback URL
The ship has a climbing wall on it, how nasty is that?!

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I hate flat places.

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I love it how every single freakin thing with four wheels now has rims... Ha.

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I love seeing broken English, ha.

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And there is the ship that I have been trapped on for the past couple of days. It is a good thing they serve booz.

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The inside of the ship has this wacked out thing coming from the ceiling. I guess it is art.

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I wish they sold these, I would totally put one in my office. Ha.

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Nice hair Cait. Too bad this freakin cruise has the shittiest weather ever.

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T-Unit awaits disembarkment on the cruise ship. Did I even spell that word right?

Inside the ships main concourse.

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Ha, this blows ass bubbles.

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50MPH winds.

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Nice hair Cait, ever hear of an eleastic?

T-Unit on the cruise.

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Here's T-Unit, chillin in the boat on the cruise.

Andrew's hammered.

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Nothing like some strong rum drinks to start your night out right.

Wanna see my snake.

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This dude actually got this chick over by saying "Wanna see my snake".

The tease begins.

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Andrew talks dirty to a manaquin. and Pulls it off.

He goes in for the kill.

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Andrew decided to walk into a store , go behind the display window and make out with their manequins. I'm sure alcohol wasn't a factor in his decision making process at all!

Another inanimate object.

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For some reason, Andrew loves inanimate objects. You know, stationary items that he can pose on... Statues, funny looking signs, drunk people, furniture, railings, modern art, etc. So, here he is in Key West on some sort of Bronze tiger. Now, the only redeeming quality about this picture is that he's holding a beer.

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Dirty Jokes : $1

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Took this one in Key West, the guy was on the side of the main road down here with this sign. He was fuckin priceless. I bet this guy made like 40-50 bucks an hour just sitting there with this sign, telling funny ass jokes. Andrew even got to tell him one that he didn't know.

Hey, at least this guy was honest with regards to what he wanted to get out of the situation. Good for him.

Andrew is Thug Life.

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Andrew is so Thug it hurts.
Here he is in Key West, posing in front of a framed Tupac picture, complete with gun, blunt and bullets in the frame. The perfect holiday gift for your babby's momma, babby's momma's momma , skeezer, skick-skag, skallywag, mark, mark ass trick, or trick ass mark.

Thugz life 4 eva.

Bart & Krusty Smoke Weed?

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Time the hell out here...
Stoners will smoke out of anything they can get their hands on. Look at this, they've bastardized Krusty and Bart by making them into pieces. What's next ? The Jesus Hooka? Wait a minute, that might sell...

Jesus hooka, patent pending!

The pool deck, not to be confused with poop deck.

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A sunrise view of the deck of the Royal Carribbean tub.

Key West : Two Beers At Once!

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Please hold off on the perverted comments, I'm just trying to drink two beers at once!!!!!!

MIle 0 of Route 1.

Monday, December 27, 2004  > Trackback URL
This is the infamous mile 0 marker for route 1 starting in the Florida keys.

Sunday, December 26, 2004  > Trackback URL
Me, passed out on the plane.

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Cait expresses her extreme disgust in waiting in line.

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T-Unit, waiting in line at the airport.

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Flying.

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More flying pics.

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Andrew and Cait on the plane.

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Big Ron on the people mover in Chi-town.

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Rushing to get to our gate in Chicago.

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Nice smile, Dad.

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Homeland Security wants a word with T-Unit.

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Andrew finds his muster station.

Saturday, December 25, 2004  > Trackback URL
Thanks Cait. The Greg Focker action figure,

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Wow, Socks for xmas. How awesome.

Darth Reads The Bible

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James Earl Jones reads you the bible, over 19 hours of listening time! Man, if only he did it in the darth vader voice!

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Andrew driving up to Moulton family x-mas. Nice mullet.

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Melissa again, holding a huge present.

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Nicole shows everyone in the blog her new christmas gift. New skis!

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This is kind of like the blind leading the blind.

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My cousin Melissa, looking cute as ever.

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Never get Andrew up before the crack of noon. He gets very grumpy.

Personal Massager... rrrriiiiight.

Friday, December 24, 2004  > Trackback URL
Wow, look what Walgreens is selling now. Personal Massagers. Ladies, add these items to your Xmas lists next year. Look, it even has some sort of knobby stimulator for those "hard to reach" areas.... I wonder where those areas could be?????

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I think this one is self explanatory.,

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Big ron, captured on the blog.

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Gang signs with cousin Jill.

Hey There Big Winner

Thursday, December 23, 2004  > Trackback URL
Look at Andrew, the big winner of the evening.
Andrew said it was hot in the Casino, so he started to fan himself with his dirty, dirty money. Ahh, what a refreshing breeze of winnings.

Dave : So, bro, what are you gonna do with your money.
Andrew : I don't know... I guess I'll buy mom a really nice xmas present and then take the remainder of the money and spend it on lap dances and booz.

Ryan borrowed this from his ex girlfriends.

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Here's big Ryan, exiting the casino with a bag over his head. Note the small little holes poked out in his eyes.
Oddly enough, he used to use this very same bag when he would take his ex girlfriends out in public. You all may be wondering why Ryan is wearing the bag tonight... Well, he lost at the casino and is hiding his shameful face, that's why.

Big Ry, make that a plastic bag next time. And tie it off real tight around your neck!
Just kidding, cuz.